to Jap, the hottest raver in all the land

[Sammy Skillz]

are we going steady now?

[*STARFISH*]

jap you are the luckiest mofo around
shiiiet goin steady with sammy skillz
be good to him, or im gonna cut choo

[Sammy Skillz]

jap...don't mind starfish. she's just jealous that you're my boyfriend now.

tomorrow is tuesday? are you still taking me to the movies?

[*STARFISH*]

you best believe im jealous
jap, if you take sammy to the movies please make sure you take him out for a nice dinner first OK
and get the big sized popcorn, cuz nothing is worse than going into a movie and finishing off your popcorn before all the previews are finished.

treat him well or DIE.
PLURR and thanks!

[Sammy Skillz]

you forgot to mention breakfast....i like my eggs sunny side up (not fertalized cuz i don't have ovaries or a vagina).

[jap]

....................................

[Sammy Skillz]

you can pick me up at 7? don't forget your rubbers! LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

[M!SKA]

back off jap!
sammy is MINE now.. well mine, starfishes and caitlins... but he's NOT yours.

[jap]

good, lock him up in your closet

[*STARFISH*]

dont worry, i will tie him to the bed and raaaaaaape him if thats better for you

[jap]

yes please, up his dick hole

[*STARFISH*]

im sure you would be better at that than me, because a tiny cock would fit better up a dick hole.

[jap]

aaaaahahaha funny

[M!SKA]

you're laughing to disguise the pain aren't you.
I know because I'm a super psychiatrist.
If you ever need to talk, i'll be here
/me pats jap on the shoulder

[*STARFISH*]

miska is correct.
please dont cry jap.
i was only stating the truth OK

[jap]

hahahaha, okok

[*Caitlin*]

oh you poor baby
you see sammy has a giant cock and you dont.
please do not feel intimidated around him.
that is why you need to give it to him in the what did you call it "dick hole".
good luck! i hope everything works out for you honey

[kiMMie]

Sammy... you made me laugh out loud. I am now fully awake for the day