|
|||
Sometimes we all go out together and I have to mediate the two of them. It can be pretty scary but just like they're akin to a couple of caged grizzlies in the same room I'm the fuckin' lion that that tells those two bears to sit the fuck down.
This one time we were all at a party together and things got extra hairy. I'm all standing in between these two guys with their gnashing teeth and shit and they were so stirred up that even a shake of my golden mane wouldn't calm them down (Hey, it's worked before... don't you fucking judge me). Rawb was spitting obscure hip hop lyrics by even more obscure rappers that we would of course all know about if we were just a little bit cooler. Jim was going back at him with ridiculous name drops and bands booked to play at the Plaza club. It was like a walk off except with ego tripping. IT WAS FUCKING SURREAL KIDS.... I'VE BARELY JUST RECOVERED. Anyhow I finally calmed the two of them down with some serious man hugging (AGAIN... it works... don't judge me) and some calming words of 'It's ok guys... everyone thinks you're super. Can't we all just be super together?'. Basically I saved the day just like Mighty Mouse. I'm not sure if there's a moral to this story or not. I guess if there is it would be 'DON'T FUCK WITH A COUPLE OF GRIZZLIES UNLESS YOU ARE A LION WITH A GLORIOUS GOLDEN MANE'.... or something. |
|
|