M.c. Bear Retires From The Music Industry

[M.C. BEAR]

After years of many critically acclaimed singles, hit after hit- the final chapter to M.C. Bear's story will be written.

The Brown LP is the controversial work in progress which already has people talking. After a low quality copy of the the new single "jellystone whores" was leaked on the internet, anticipation for the release has been on the rise. It will be the original rapping bear's final album.
While some critics are speculating that M.C. Bear's retirement is a marketing ploy to boost future cd sales, his management team assures that M.C. Bear has chosen to leave hip hop only to pursue other business ventures like film and fashion.

-Bear Naked Records

[crookedking]

i always thought you were a troll.

[Grapes]

No way man. MC Bear can't stop rapping any more than he can stop foraging for berries and catchig salmon, mid-leap, in his power jaws.

The bear was born to rap. And he will return.

[ebbomega]

FIRST GLOBAL WARMING
NOW THIS

THE WORLD SUCKS TODAY

[M.C. BEAR]

^ ya mama's world sucks today

i do what I want bitches

[Grapes]

You do what your beary nature orders you to do!

It's always been about the law of nature vs the law of the street

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

MAYBE YOU CAN GO TO CLOWN COLLEGE AND LEARN TO BE FUNNY

[M.C. BEAR]

^yo mamas pussy is a clown college

[Silverwinged]

wow, even when i had trolls i never made them argue.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

when i had trolls

There's an ointment for that

[M.C. BEAR]

hatin on me for being a bear.when my ill m.c. bear footwear and reality show drops, yall will be smoking a different rock in ya test tube.

[-evil-duerr-]

it is apparent that m.c. bear is a deeply troubled individual.

such a horrible mood for someone who should be swimming in the glory of being a rapping bear.

[Grapes]

All great artists are tortured souls.

[Ms.Tarantula]

I'm disappointed in you LEEROY. what happened to the broken English?

You've lost your edge... and your funny.

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

CONFUCIUS SAY: SHUT UP GWAI LO, EAT SUM DONG

[Ms.Tarantula]

^ much better :)