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[Grapes]

The Official Mystery Science Theater 3000 Website

#1 Click on link
#2 Select the "Theater" tab on the bottom
#3 Enjoy

[mapleleaf4ever]

lol awesome!

may your forehead grow like the mighty oak.

[Grapes]

"Here, let me put a coaster under you"

[ebbomega]

Wow, I haven't watched this show in so long.

Mother: "Tommy, are you there? Tommy? Can you hear me?"
Crow: "Can you feel me near you?"

[cubed]

MANOS!!!!o

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by cubed

MANOS!!!!o

Did you even ever sit through that one?

I'm fairly certain you never watched the unedited/unriffed version.

You want cinematic masochism, that's 90 minutes of your life you almost don't want back because they're so sullied.

[cubed]

I've watched the episode numerous times.

But as far as sitting through the actual film, I've tried a couple times.

Each time it has resulted in me getting so pissed off and disgusted that I turn it off.

WORST MOVIE EVER!

[ebbomega]

I've sat through the actual film once in my life.

If there's one thing that fertilizer salesmen can produce... it's not exactly quality cinema.

Really want someone to option a video game franchise off this movie. The first hour of the game can be like a Need For Speed driving simulator, except all the roads are straight and there's no other vehicles anywhere around.

Every once in a while you pass by a couple making out in a convertible with a cop car pulling up to it.

We could very well spawn a mass suicide of gamers doing this. It'd be like Snow Crash.

I love how every so often, some new shit-horrible movie ousts it from the #1 worst movie spot on IMDB, like Gigli or From Justin To Kelly.


... but eventually the novelty of how much these movies suck wears off, and the TRUE claimant of the title of "WORST MOVIE EVER" makes its way back.

Frankly I'm surprised this hasn't received the Lifetime Achievement Award for the razzies yet.

[ebbomega]

WTF? #29? Bullshit!

[Grapes]

I'm still waiting for Frosty to see that MST3000 riffed on the movie he found at Army and Navy for $1

[GSG9]

im so confused

[Grapes]

[ebbomega]

"So to recap.... 'Manos....'"
"The hands of fate?"
"Yes!"

[gnosis]

Wooo-HOOO!
Good link!

Never seen Manos, but, now I'm intrigued.

Would love to see the crew take on "Nightmare Never Ends"!!!
Now, that's a gem that DESERVES to be cut up!!!!!!!

Frosty
(hollers at screens)

[Grapes]

Watching riffed Manos right now.

I kind of thought this would be some kind of karate flick... you know... "Hands of Fate". Turns out that must have been some kind of metaphor.

Torgo is making this worthwhile though.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Watching riffed Manos right now.

I kind of thought this would be some kind of karate flick... you know... "Hands of Fate". Turns out that must have been some kind of metaphor.

Torgo is making this worthwhile though.

That movie goes through a few stages...

The first stage: "THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!", by the time that you get to the first host segment you're spilling over with laughter. Reason being that their riffs are tantamount to "So, what's happened so far?" "Uh, we've been told the title of the movie and then there's.... uh.... driving...."

Second host segment comes along, and you're still laughing, particularly at the Torgo comments (Who we know is evil due to his hideously deformed kneecaps). But by that segment you're saying "Wow, I would be killing myself right now if it weren't for Joel and the 'bots."

By the third host segment, you're nearly in tears... not from laughter but by the fact that even with the riffs and jibes from the peanut gallery, this still is not entertaining. At all.

And then you've got about another 20 minutes of movie to watch. It all ends in pain. In fact, this is the one movie out of 10 seasons (and one movie) of MST3K that the mads actually apologized for.

Worth seeing if just to say that you've seen the worst. movie. ever.

And trust me. There's bad like Army Of Darkness bad, there's bad like Logan's Run bad, and there's bad like Gigli bad. None of them hold a freaking candle to how awful this movie is.

[Grapes]

He ain't kidding.

The one riff that had me howling wasn't even a comment at all, it was when the sheriff is harassing the two people making out and makes some lame joke and the guy and his bots are like "ehh heh ehhhh........"

So perfect.

[ebbomega]

MST3K SKILL-TESTING QUESTION #23:

WTF does that couple have to do with the rest of the movie?

[Grapes]

Must be something, since they appear in it +/- 6 times

[gnosis]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

None of them hold a freaking candle to how awful this movie is.

What about "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?...

I'm pretty sure it held the title of "Worst" for a loooong time!

But, I don't give a shit!

I herefore nominate "Nightmare Never Ends" for *Ultimate Bad* movie, thus far, TOTALLY opening itself to proper and deserved ridicule!!!

Frosty
(will gladly host an exclusive screening)

[ebbomega]

No, trust me. Ed Wood ain't got shit on this movie.

Plan 9 Is laughable. Manos doesn't come close to laughing. It is pure cinematic torture.

Plan 9 = Worst movie you've seen
Manos = Worst movie ever made

Srsly man. How many projects have you worked on where the motto was "We'll fix it in editing!"?

[Revolver]

OMG awsome!!!

i used to watch this all the time back in HS right after mad tv and the outer limits LLOL.

[Grapes]

93 eps of streaming goodness!

[ebbomega]

Alright, just so that you don't have to try out all the different episodes, lemme pick out some of my favs:

303 - Pod People
513 - The Brain That Wouldn't Die (first ep with Michael T. Nelson instead of Joel)
910 - The Final Sacrifice
1003 - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

I think I'ma go watch Final Sacrifice. All about Rowsdower.

[Grapes]

I enjoyed "Jack Frost" the other day. Hilariously over-acted Russo-Finnish fable of some kind.

I didn't know until know that there was a guy other than Joel, but it seems like Mike Nelson was actually in more eps than him. I guess I was watching this during a particular stage..