-- Sammy --

chat noir · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 03

So, I got the most exciting thing today for you. (Well exciting for you -- not so much for me) I was on Queen today 'cause I needed some new fabric, and of course I didn't find what I was looking for. But I was up to my waist in a huge scrap bin and found you some really fantastic fabric.

Sammy Skillz · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 03

holy...fucking....shit

are we going for dinner with the girls tonight, downstairs or what?

ps. do something about that pussy stench of yours
ps #2: yay....i'm excited to see the fabric. i can't wait!!! please tell me it has pussies alllll over it.

chat noir · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 03

well I have to go to my rehearsal at 6:00 so I don't expect you guys to eat that early

i hate to upset you but the fabric doesn't have pussies on it -- but you know that if they did I would have bought the whole bolt. Perhaps you should start designing textiles instead of being in the photography programme??

PS -- I just got a new pine airfreshener for down below -- so you shouldn't notice the smell anymore -- just a 'fresh' pine scent!

Sammy Skillz · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 03

nothing beats a pussy that smells like a christmas tree.