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Sean - Thanx for the compliment...I'm assuming its a compliment...as opposed to interesting like roadkill...lol. FYI, next large party is (I think) going to be Insomnia...'tho I'll probably be at one or more small parties before that.
Sidewayz - Should I take your kind words as a hint? (inside joke) |
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Nope...U see, U have to be able to follow the circuitry of the male mind...
The male mind figures the world is made up of two types of people - assholes and idiots. Ergo it wants to be nice to no-one. If it is nice to someone, its to get something back in return. If we are nice to a female, there's only one thing we want back in return - sex. We figgure our niceness is a hint that we would like to sleep with you. Since the male mind is too simple to comprehend that the female mind may not work in the same way, we assume it works like ours. Ergo, if a female is nice to us it must be because she is giving hints that she wants to sleep with us. Any questions? PS - Don't take this too seriously...I'm just in a silly mood... |
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ive been having shitty weekends lately...bah
hey you think you could spare a few minutes sometime in the next week to make me a resume using ur famed flowerly language? i wanna apply at some car painting places till i figure out the computer thing heh |
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People never learn...follow me to the fun...lol...I invited a bunch of peeps out last nite and no-one decided to come and it was the most f*cking incredible night I've had in a while. Quote:
This week, tho, sucks, cuz I work 1:30-10...next Sunday is possible, though...unless you have mornings off? |
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Sunday may work, tho its a little too early for me to tell for sure since I'm not sure of my weekend plans. This much I do know - Mon/Tues this week - bad! Gotta finish reports for second job - yeech! Wed-Fri AMs are OK, although I honestly do my best thinking at night, so mebbe Sunday after dinner-ish...we'll sort out as get closer.
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Considering she was on the computer at my place and I had the benefit of chit-chatting with her while she typed away, I would tend to disagree.
Due to my extensive computer knowledge, I'm managed to re-wire the part of my brain that previously couldn't grasp the fact that not everyone's brain works like that of the standard male. The re-wiring has, however, had the unfortunate side effect of making me flail in a minimalist fashion while dancing, leading my style to be dubbed the 'Dan dance' by some. As well, it caused strange sexual deviations that are difficult to explain, except to say that they involve large amounts of peanut butter, stuffed Tigger dolls, and endless re-run episodes of Gilligan's Island. |