Chet-O-Rama

[Jingles]

If you get a job anywhere else ...you won't be online

So I am sorry but you must continue to work at a desk doing nothing until Aug 2004 - Just like me, mmkay?? And then we can both do new things

So if you are thinking about applying somewhere like the Keg please put me down as a reference
and I'll - make sure you get the job!!

[Chet]

I bet you give the best refrences :c-tard:
I'll still be online because I would work half as much

[Jingles]

well - we'll see ..maybe you can have a new job - But it'll have to be double the money - so you can buy the Christmas present i deserve :)

-Do you eat crab?- (there is a reason..and it's not std related)

[Chet]

what christmas present do you deserve?
a life size vibrating HHH doll?

yeah I love crab
(that is and isn't std related)

[Jingles]

oh vibrating Triple H...how I love thee

I'm going to Raw next Monday -I'm catching the real thing!! (did she mean Triple H or crabs???) If no one ever hears from me again it's because Ihave run away with the WWE

look out for me in a year on TV with GINORMOUS boobies and some sort of leather outfit

I was wondering what you may have planned for this Sunday - post Apex as my friend is having a crab bake in his yard - eating crabs, making fun of folk, having a few cocktails....Very grown-up....perfect pre-prom activity!!!

[Chet]

can I wear my prom dress?
and do my hair all up?

[Jingles]

^ I sort of expected you would - that's why i bought you the corsage....and I'd better get some action!

[Chet]

I always put out on prom
all good girls do *wink* *wink*

[Jingles]

So you wanna come and eat crabs?? I want crab company!!

[Chet]

maybe I have to see what is going down first

[Jingles]

ALRIGHTY THEN!!

What time tonight- and should I wear overalls...or would that be intruding on your boys' style?

and just so you know - my feel are delicate and can not touch cement - that means I'll need to be piggy backed everywhere..I know that's not an issue, but I thought I'd mention it

[Chet]

so are mine
but piggy backing is fine

no overalls this time
shorts and t-shirt (or no shirt)
I will call you around 5:30 with the time

[Jingles]

^ shorts are for wussies

I'll be wearing snow pants - that's how hardcore I am

[Lostcause]

I thought this thread was for a really rough theme park ride.
I was going to sign up.

[Jingles]

If you think Chet isn't a really wild ride - you weren't drunk enough.

[Chet]

oh it is

who wants a mustache ride

[Lostcause]

:gilkayo: MEE!!!

[Lostcause]

nobody likes me
I
m so lonely
I cry when I masterbate
and I cry alot

sometime I think about having sex with my family members
is that wrong

-concerned and confused
tim

[Jingles]

^ aren't you married??
No Chet-O-Rama for you!! (I'm the Chet Nazi) That's a ride reserved for midgets, hefers, young boys and dirty, single girls (any ride that is specifically involving a moustache is not for the married or faint of heart)
I'm sorry to break the bad news :(

[Chet]

okay tim you should start your own thread for your personal thoughts
weird

anyhoo I'm not bias on who gets moustache rides but you have to go through my pimp - jingles

[Lostcause]

Wait..I've been framed I left my computer and Chet posted all that....Really tell them chet.
Save me a little face.

[Chet]

I'm not even at work right now I took the day off
that couldn't have been me

weirdo

[Jingles]

^ I prefer the term Chet-Nazi - Pimp is so overdone, ya know?
Although Winston had a great idea for a new name for you -
Chet-a-licious...how about that one??

Tim, If you are willing to pay - I am willing to offer up high quality advice (I took Educational Psychology as my minor) that makes me semi qualified to help you get over your sexual problems

[Lostcause]

I hate you. :soak:

[Jingles]

^ you don't even know me!