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Originally posted by Liquid_Love
Hinting at something?? lol
or just plain infoi
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just info and it gets better!
POP-QUIZ time.
How do you think Amish teens celebrate their 16th birthdays?
A) They go off to pray and meditate for 366 days. B) They make a big coming-of-age quilt that gets sold for huge cash to dopey tourists. C) They do a gigantic amount of drugs, sex and rock 'n' roll.
If you picked "A," you are a big loser.
If you picked "B," you are guilty of cheesy stereotyping.
But if you picked "C," you are not only right, but are a better psychic than Miss Cleo. (But then again, even I'm a better psychic than Miss Cleo.)
Yes, upon turning 16, Amish teens often leave home, immediately head for a mall where they buy giant jeans, get bad haircuts, talk like homeboys, get their pictures taken, sleep around like mad and smoke as much pot, crank and acid as they can without dropping dead.
Then, when they've either had enough of the "English" life or are on the lam from the cops, those same Amish teens more often than not go back and get baptized into the Amish church.
Apparently, most of them do return - somewhere over 90 percent, in fact.
We're talking drug dealing and $100-a-day drug habits, living with other kids in trailers, and throwing raves on Amish land with thousands of Amish kids who show up from all around the country.