my boyfriend (caitlin)

[Sammy Skillz]

hey slutball, i got your msn message but i was on the phone with me mummy and by the time we finished talking you were offline.

how was work (jerk)

-s.

[Sammy Skillz]

what's this?!?! cheating on me with another girl. you said i was the only girl for you.

and to make matters worse...you're kissing my favorite pirate..pam the pirate (walk the plank, skank).

ugh.

i'll forgive you this time...only cuz at least you had taste when you cheated on me.

what am i gonna tell my friends though? my boyfriend is a fucking pirate kisser.

-s.

[sydeways]

Good Times :c-tard:

[Moon]

hahaha that caitin boy is outta control!

[Tease]

Pirate Kissers OWN!

ARrrrr. Caitlins one wentch that ain't walkin the plank :c-tard:

[*Caitlin*]

HEY there slutty bunny! hows my favortite girlfriend doing? hopefully well. all i can say is thats what happens when pirates and boyfriends come into contact and when double rum and cokes play a mighty strong role. i need to talk to you badly. so gimme a ring on the cell or at the casa. i miss you pumpkin tits. byeeeeee lover.