Mr. Chet

[Jingles]

I can't thank-you enough for making me laugh on Friday

it was a crappy crappy night - by the time the locksmith left I was too paraniod to leave my place

so sadly I missed all the birthday festivities :(

and you missed the world's best turkey on Saturday night - turns out I can cook after all --

[Chet]

yeah that is really shitty what happened
too bad it wasn't one of those hot porno style lock smiths though
that would have been sweet

and I missed the turkey
but for the b-day we convinced some girls at the bourb that we were spanish
then someone sprayed pepper spray
and the owner flipped out on someone

crazy night

[Jingles]

nope the locksmith looked more like he should have been on some eighties t.v show

I'm not sure which one --

Women were convinced that you're Spanish? Tu hablas espanol?

[Chet]

no I was the guy that couldn't speak english or spanish
so I just smiled and nodded lots
it was great

[Jingles]

Have you started building my wooden hampster powered computer yet?

My cat is anxiously awaiting it - apparently she wants to 'get to know' technology

[Chet]

yeah it's almost done
I've use 2 rolls of tinfoil and I protected the wood box with uranium so if anyone tries to steal it they get a good dose of depleted uranium

your immune to radiation right?

[Jingles]

Originally posted by Chet
your immune to radiation right?

I'm pretty sure the last pair of jeans I bought said something on the tag about being radiation safe

and I know most of my panties are - so yeah
I should be good to go

[Chet]

I only buy the radiation protected clothes

they have lead plate lining

perfect for any ocasion

you can check it out at www.radprowear.com

[Jingles]

Originally posted by Chet
I only buy the radiation protected clothes

they have lead plate lining

and yet you are still swift like a deer

amazing

[Chet]

It just good genetics

plus a healthy breakfast

[M!SKA]

my buddy from work was there for the pepper spray incident.
the owner flipped out again eh?

i'm never going back there. EVER.

[Chet]

yeah the owner is a tool
someone should kick the shit outta that guy

[Jingles]

^^ maybe you could on Hallowe'en while dresses as Magnum P.I
that way he couldn't pick you out of a line-up of other early eighties superstars

[Chet]

no doubt
then all Tom Selleck would be banned from the bourbon
ha ha
(insert Magnum PI theme song here)

[Jingles]

Can you imagine banning Tom Sellek from a bar??
that's bad PR man -- the kids love Magnum

his short shorts, the Hawaiian shirts
the classic mustache

there can be no banning that
plus he had the cool helicopter friend -

[Chet]

everyone needs a cool hellicoptor friend
I have one
do you?

[Jingles]

*sob* no I don't have a cool helicopter friend

only lame ones :(

and not all my clothes protect me from radiation -- I'm really losing out on the cool factor here