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hey psycho
Don't call my phone at 3:00am in the morning again unless:
1) You have won tickets to the Canucks game and want me to go. 2) Won the lottery and want to contribute to the Brad Janzen Skydiving Certification fund. 3) In Jail, and this is your one phone call. 4) You know for a fact I'm out and about...and NOT sleeping. 5) Your swedish twin cousin's who don't speak english are visiting and need someone to show them around town. That is all. -Brad- |
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^Word fucking up.... or at 3:15am......
Little miss you are damn lucky I wasn't home.... even luckier that my old man never actually picked up the phone because he would have had some choice words for you. If I ever do answer a phone at 3:15 in the morning I will only use two words... "WHO DIED?" Nobody? Well then... fuck right off. Just to let you know I'm the one who had to put up with the choice wrods from my old man... words such as "If your fucking friends phone here at that time again I'm gonna rape the little fucks with a broom handle...... capice?" It wasn't pretty. BAD, BAD, BAD Maryah........ |