to a really sweet woman that will never read this...

bob · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 16, 01

i was walking around at 12:30 tonite... it was just past my b-day... i was drunk and felt kinda dumb... alone... i had a cigarette in my pocket, but no light... i saw this woman crossing the street looking like she was about to spark up, i yelled "hey u got a light?" and she came over and gave me a light... if i were her, i'd be spooked out if anyone said anything to her at that time of nite in that part of town... but she was cool... she gave me a light, and it turned out she was sparking up a joint... she asked where i was going, and i told her i was in a hurry, she offered me the first few hits of her joint, so i took it... i've never blazed in my life, but it was my b-day, so whatever... small talk came along, and she offered me a ride home... i thought she mite be a skank or something, but she was just really baked, and really lonely... we went to her place for about half an hour. no, i didn't fuck her. we got close and stuff, but nothing more, i told her i wasn't gonna get into that. she respected that and told me she just wanted someone to hold her for a bit... so i did. and i just lied there with her in silence, and for the first time in my life, i got to be the nice guy, it was AMAZING. i was thinking about someone else the entire time, but that's not the point... i went more than 2 minutes with a girl, and didn't try to get in her pants...

so here's to her... for completing my evening, and pointing me in the right direction as i enter my 20's...

call it fate...

maybe this really didn't happen... well, it did, but it should've just been a dream. a wake up call... bob, R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P... E-F-F-O-R-T!!!!

i dunno... i should smoke up more often... i feel exactly the way i want to feel...

and here's a shoutout to the girl i was thinking of tonite... because you're currently helping me get off.

*that was a typical bob line*

seriously... to the girl i'm crushing on... u mite read this, so if i ever end up breaking your heart... *hah*... just remember, i'm only doing it cuz i'm STUPID, and if i listened to what my heart really wanted, i'd walk from here to shitsville to see u, with no shoes, and stuff like that...

HOLY SHIT NO WONDER EVERYONE SMOKES WEED...

and to stabby, big shoutout to you... if it wasn't for u, i mite have actually pulled off a 1 nite stand with that chick, but after talking to u, and hearing how much u were out to fuck my life up, i felt absolutely no need to walk down the same path as u, and stoop as low as you to hurt someone...

once again, cheers to the weed.

**sNyx** · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 16, 01

your post moved my bowels so very much. good post.

Serotonin · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 16, 01

to express...

stabmyhead · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 01

*rolls her eyes* im sorry that im "OUT TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE" geee... once again, your amazing psychic abilities shock and entertain me.

and i just "stooped" soooo low to hurt you right.. considering we've been broken up for a while now, and i told you i didnt wanna go out with you but you still called me everyday... right...

plurry plurry. congrats on your almost 1 night stand.

.stabitout.

bob · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 01

get off my back.
poor you for having to be single for almost a day...

the chick called me today when i was at work... she wanted to know if i was doing alright, and she said she'll give me a call this weekend if i wanna hook up for coffee... i felt twice as lonely as i already did this morning, after she called...

justin · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 01

that was a really sweet story :)

dont feel lonely bob! lookit your karma! :) f&k lovvvves you