Jews of F&K unite!

[Flip]

So out of the hundreds of people who post on F&K each day, there's got to be at least a few Jews on this board. *Flip raises his hand* So considering last night was the first night of Hanukah and there's only 7 nights left, I'm thinking we should have a sloppy-drunken-Hanukah party. All we need are some Lesbians(Jewish ones), a place(I'll use my house if I have to), and a bunch of Jews, half-jews and Jiggers (people who wanna be jewish, kinda like Wiggers).

So ya, any ideas?

[stephen_c]

i ain't jewish, but happy hanukah!
hows about a short explain on what hanukah is.
i'm sure alot of non-jewish folks would like to know.

[Flip]

Originally posted by stephen_c
hows about a short explain on what hanukah is.
i'm sure alot of non-jewish folks would like to know.

Ok so there were these Jews and they were being chased out of thier hood, yo. They were like chilling and blazing and they only had enough oil (lamp oil or hash oil, you decide) for one night. But a freakin miracle happened and thier oil lasted for 8 days. By then they were so stoned that they wandered off and went to go watch cartoons and giggle or something. The point is the oil lasted for 8 days, so we celebrate by getting really drunk and stoned for atleast 8 day straight, sometimes 9 or 10.

I'm gonna be drinking for all 8 days and I figured if anyone wanted to join me, we could have a drunken Hanukah shin-dig.

The ironic thing is that I was eating bacon while I made the original post. I'm a bad Jew :(

[stephen_c]

lmfao.
you're the funniest jew ever minus seinfield.
yeah most jewish folks i've met are so serious about their shit i dare not talk about it with them, but not u. that's good.
happy hanukah, get shit faced and lotsa bacon 2 u. hehehe

[cyberdog]

*Raises hand* but damn, methinks G-d may smite me since I actually lost track of when Chanukah took place this year..I actually thought it had passed me by...mebbe this year I'll get a calender instead of more socks as Chanukah presents so I can keep track...

BTW, don't worry about the bacon...I personally have gone hog wild for bacon ever since the ban on pork had been lifted...

"JERUSALEM—Ending a strict, six-millennia prohibition of the consumption of cloven-hoofed beasts, the World Rabbinical Council announced Tuesday that Jews worldwide may "dig in to the delicious taste of ham."

( http://www.theonion.com/onion3409/hamban.html )

[Serotonin]

my great grandmother on my mothers side was a jesuit missionary in china.

[prozac]

jesuits weren't jewish. nice try tho.

[Flip]

Originally posted by Serotonin
my great grandmother on my mothers side was a jesuit missionary in china.

Missionary? Nah she prefered Doggy-style! Your Granny is a slut, she likes it any way she can get it.

[Kelster]

i like jews