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Originally posted by Jingles
last year was bunk
my x-boyfriend wanted to 'make love' :soak:
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See, you just did it all wrong.
If I were in your shoes, I would've first masturbated because I always wanted to know what it feels like to be a female masturbating, then I would have rubbed my tits a whole bunch because, hey, I like boobies...
THEN I would have had incense and candles and rose petals leading up to a bed, told him to lie down, close his eyes, then using some elaborate Rube Goldberg device suddenly clamped his hands down to the bedposts and proceeded to fuck the shit out of him.