Sammy

diva · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

The ultimate fag hag.

Sammy Skillz · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

fuck....she's so fly.

i NEED that fag hag.

linda tripp is sexy and she loves cock.

-s.

Jingles · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Worst fag hag ever
she can't keep secrets
adn she records private phone calls when you're talking about getting the presidential cum stains out of your dress

If you're gonna blow Clinton...you're gonna need better Sammy :)

Sammy Skillz · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

good point.

would martha stewart make a good fag hag?

-s.

Erica · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

^^

no, but she's welcome in my kitchen anyday!

Sammy Skillz · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

i bet martha could give us all a few tips on sucking dick, though.

she's a master of all trades. including deep throating.

(which i would like to point out, i STILL can't do even after practicing last summer. remember erica? when i used to try and practice with like....french fries n shit. maybe this summer i'll get deep throating down to a tee)

-s.

jim · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

martha can get down with the boys.

I remember conan and andy had her eating taco bell and chugging on a 40 of O.E.

Sammy Skillz · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

hah! for some reason i just pictured Martha in a remake of the movie Kids. she'd play the part of Caspaaaaah. she'd steal a 40 of old english and talk about virgin pussy.

"mmmmmm buttah scotch".

-s.

jim · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

"two in one day??? yo there gotta be a law against that!!!!"

Kelster · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

martha stewart is the ultimate fag hag...i love her!

has anyone seen that movie that just came out on video bout her!???

martha's a damn good liar, and i bet she's got plenty o secrets.....that she's keeping!

Sammy Skillz · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

she probably makes homemade lube out of like aloe vera and rosemary and pumpkin seeds n shit.

she's SEW sexy.

speaking of casper from kids....if martha can be my hag i think it's only fair if i get casper as my boyfriend. he's kind of hot...in a dirty, drug using, aids kind of way.

-s.

robyn · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

The really weird part is, Martha Stewart is 64 years old.

Sammy Skillz · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

for real? she looks pretty good for 64. if i was straight i'd probably work her pussy.

-s.

robyn · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

^For real. She told Barbara Walters.

Sammy Skillz · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 25, 04

mmmm barbara...her and martha should let their pussies kiss.

SCISSOR FIGHT!!!

-s.