Ted The Jib Monkey

bob · #1 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA BE TED THE GIN MONKEY.
SCOTCH GUARD YOUR FURNITURE MOTHERFUCKER I'M COMIN' OVER!

oh and maybe see you tonight!

jib monkey · #2 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

i'm bringin over a pack of 17 year olds. in the words of stewie from "Family Guy" we are going to have a SEXY PARTY!! this ones from u cheebus 420! if anybody else is down PM me and i'll send u my address.

jib monkey · #3 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

and about the 17 year olds i was joking, they turned 18 a couple of days ago.

bob · #4 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

Sh-wing!

M!SKA · #5 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

Sexy Party!!

jib monkey · #6 (**permalink**) May 08, 04

u down MISKA! if u are i'll send u my addy.

bob · #7 (**permalink**) May 09, 04

teddy i hope this is going to be an all night event, cuz i'm not showing up until like 2am.
save some teen ass for me!

No trace · #8 (**permalink**) May 09, 04

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Originally Posted by bob

teddy i hope this is going to be an all night event, cuz i'm not showing up until like 2am.
save some teen ass for me!

no underage teen party.. =p ill have to try my luck with the underagers at the bar, but that really isnt a challenge...

jib monkey · #9 (**permalink**) May 09, 04

ya you and bob come visite me at work. i'll make it worth your while. this job is way to sweet to quit..i love sonar!!

jib monkey · #10 (**permalink**) May 09, 04

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Originally Posted by No trace

no underage teen party.. =p ill have to try my luck with the underagers at the bar, but that really isnt a challenge...

teenagers(18 and under) have curfews haha, don't they? you would have been to late for them. come down and drink at sonar.

No trace · #11 (**permalink**) May 09, 04

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Originally Posted by jib monkey

teenagers(18 and under) have curfews haha, don't they? you would have been to late for them. come down and drink at sonar.

done and done. party at sonar folks.

No trace · #12 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

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Originally Posted by No trace

done and done. party at sonar folks.

yo teddy shitty deal we didnt meet up... my bad for coming down so late.
I ended up at the royale??? haha, for all you victoria peeps it reminded me alot of legends, except drunker. it was wierd it was all white people.... it was a good night but not as much of a party as last time i was over.

bob · #13 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

i showed up at 3:30am, lol...
miguel i tried calling you from work, but they have long distance calls blocked on there, fucking 250 area code/

teddy i thought u were working until like 5:45am or something?

downtown was NUTTY last night eh? what the hell happened at the drink? all i saw was police tape all over the place. like they taped off 2 blocks!

i briefly heard something about 4 people getting stabbed downtown last night, is that what happened?

cheebus420 · #14 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

you're so filthy teddy

but I love it

bob · #15 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

cheebus were you there!?!

was anyone where they were supposed to be?

i spent like 2 1/2 hours riding the nightbus from new west to downtown, then from downtown to scott road... and that was my night! good thing i had a bottle of peach shnapps with me.

ahhh well at least i didn't get raped or beaten this time...

cheebus420 · #16 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

^ hehe no I wasn't there bob, I was watching my friends concert at the media club, took a break from repetitive beats to listen to some live accoustic.

although I have to say I like your references to "gin" , it happens to be my favorite mixer. Gin&Tonic is the poison of choice.

bob · #17 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

you're supposed to mix gin?

cheebus420 · #18 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

touché

jib monkey · #19 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

WASSUP. u know what man, all my fault i told the bouncer at the door that u guys were coming and all hell broke loose. 3 people got stabbed last night, fight broke out then everyone went outside, once outside people drew knives fucked up!!

jib monkey · #20 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

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Originally Posted by No trace

yo teddy shitty deal we didnt meet up... my bad for coming down so late.
I ended up at the royale??? haha, for all you victoria peeps it reminded me alot of legends, except drunker. it was wierd it was all white people.... it was a good night but not as much of a party as last time i was over.

all white people? man that must have sucked. last night at sonar it was all asian...hmm so many hot asian girlz wearing sexy outfits!! but honestly u guys didn't miss much. and ya bob i ended up working till almost 6am, fun times leaving a club when the sun is just about rising.

No trace · #21 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

yeah i heard about them stabbings, whoa. and there was gunfire at the drink, thats why it was taped off...
meh, me and a buddy finished off a 2/6 of jager and a mickey of gin b4 heading out while smoking a cuban on my buddy's buildings roof (Hella tite view). did some tequila shots once we finally got into a club had a couple more drinks and peaced out of the sausage fest at wherever we were at like 2. got lost downtown, tried to get into that huge building (wall street building???) by pressing random numbers& waking people up. haha, didnt work thou... so we found our way home, drank and smoked till like 430 then passed out... gooood times.
teddy, bob, next time, better organization is needed!

bob · #22 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

this is what life is like without a cellphone...
FUCKING RETARDED!

and no, i have no intention of touching a payphone downtown.

bob · #23 (**permalink**) May 10, 04

teddy, that fucking bouncer told me you were gone already!
i'm gonna flatten him next time i'm there.

No trace · #24 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

i'd pay five bucks to see that

bob · #25 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

don't say shit like that
i need the money.