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Originally Posted by rawb
myra was pronounced dead at 10:37am this morning. she was found outside the old futuristic flavour location (now a megawraps).
she seemed perfectly healthy, and by the evidence collected during the autopsy, the coroner says she died of loving raving too much.
sadly, myra was 2 days from experiencing her 19th birthday. the funeral will be held at the upper level ofthe robson/granville burger king. in leiu of flowers, myra's rave family wishes for karma donations to get her a second bright green square. this will remind everyone of her tireless commitment to rave.
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Sadly, on the same day, while doing an investigation Mr. Rawb discovered he, infact was polish. The discovery itself was not sad, but promptly after discovering this fact, he brought it upon himself to rip off his shirt and yell 'POLSKAAAA' and run down the street, and he is yet to be heard from again.