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u wanna talk bout funny nessa stories . . .
...::.. me n Nessy used 2 get drunk every Wednesday in lyke gr.9 @ skool wen we still went 2 Burnaby Central, hehe we'd sit in the bleachers in the gym in the far back corner n slam down lyke a 26' then stumble around tha skool..::...
1 time Vanessa drank SOOO much southern comfort & fireball - she came to 8 rinks looking 4 me~some1 runs up 2 me screaming "OMFG U HAVE 2 GO HELP VANESSA RITE NOW". I thought she was hurt or gonna scrap or sumthin - I get 2 tha front of tha building n she's bent over a banister blowing chunks everywhere. N cops came n took Ashley away & her mom almost beat tha fuck outta me thinking I was the 1 who gave them liqour...
Me n Nessa dont have very good luck making grilled cheese sandwiches - as they tend 2 out of no where catch on fire in the middle of the frying pan... can some1 Xplain 2 me how tha fuck that happens LMFAO!
Another time me, her & Leah (((aka.Vivabutterfly,Magic_Hands sister))) juss totally flailed ourselves 4 lyke 3-4 days & became living definitions of the term "E-TARDS" @ Georgie's - n then me n Nessa went bak 2 her Granny's house (who is such a bitch 2 me) & flailed another $50-60 away ... all 2gether,me,Nessa & Leah probly flailed away @ least $250-300 over a period of 2 days - (((not counting tha $85 i had flailed b4 vanessa got there LOL))).
One night I get a call @ lyke 1:30 - 2 am... it was Nessa. She had been jumped & beat up by Whittney's sister Ashley & 2-3 other gurls (Brittni lives w/ Whittney aka Scary McSherry). She asked if she could cum 2 my house so of course I said yeh - when she got 2 my place she literally looked lyke she had an egg growing in her head... it was HUUUGE! - it's amazing whut purses can do...
...haha 1 time me & AGROdave's lil brother Matt were still up flailing hard & nessa had passed out on Matt's couch & all of a sudden a hardcore loud "PFFT" emerges from messy nessy's anus... LMFAO ... she farted in her sleep n made me & Matt jump - scared tha shyt outta me HAHA
...::..well I guess thats enuff of embaressing Vanessa... LoVe yAh LoCh NeSsY! ...(((..STORE4RONT_WHUUUUT!?!?!?!!?!..)) )
...*~*.XOXO.xXx...::."$tiDdY!".::...xXx. XOXO.*~*...
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May 12, 04
