Robyn!

[sidekick]

I am excited about tommorow!

We should bring those little umbrellas so we can stick them in our drinks.

ooh ooh and a frisbee!!

[robyn]

omg! I totally almost missed my own shoutout! We have to run around and get all tired so I fall asleep early tomorrow, thereby giving me the ability to get up at SIX IN THE FUCKING MORNING on saturday!

But yes! Excitement!!!

[sidekick]

yay. i'm glad you didn't miss it. i was about to cry.

[robyn]

Now you can cry tears of joy, Jake! TEARS OF JOY.

BEEEEEEED NOOOOOOOOOOW.

[sidekick]

YAY! Today was fun times!!!

we did so much fuckin' walking though. holy shit. trees at english bay, to the bathroom, then to the trees then to the bathroom again.

damn my bladder for only being able to hold so much malibu!!!

drinking in alleyways is fun.

PS. i am listening to my new CD now for the second time around. so good! i am drooling.

[robyn]

Remember when we found your cd!?!?! And we hugged and danced and hurdy gurdy man was playing? THAT WAS MAGIC.

[sidekick]

haha HURDY GURDY man..i remember that. and we frolicked and got our portrait drawn from a homeless man who told bad political jokes.

i'm going to frame it

[sidekick]

PS. i thought you were changing your little 'sweetzombiejesus' to 'the school of chnology'
haha

[robyn]

^Ahhh! I totally forgot, but I think it is going to say 'chnologist'. Tell me if this is ok, ok? Or was it only funny due to the drunkeness?

Do you know what makes me truly sad? This shoutout will never become a 14 page masterpiece like your shoutout did.

ps: It is 6:30 in the morning. This should be illegal!!!

[sidekick]

yeah i give you permission to write 'chonologist'

but yes, it might only be funny to us and our drunkenness

[robyn]

You're awake, WHY?

[sidekick]

i haven't slept.

i stayed awake. i don't know why.

and then my friends came back from DJ Dan at like 4am...and now i'm still awake.

[robyn]

Use your delerium to write the great american novel, ok?

Hey look, 'chnologist'! Not that funny :\

I am leaving it that way and going to go drink coffee and die, ok?

[sidekick]

okay....wait a few hours and see if it is funny then.

if not, change it back.

go drink coffee.

[robyn]

I think if I put baileys in the coffee it would be funny. But look here, jake: Not everything a person does can be funny. For it would surely kill them. Do you want me dead????

[sidekick]

no i do not. that's true. okay, it's not funny. stay alive.

STAY ALIVE!!!

[robyn]

I will stay alive. Know why? I'm going to a 10 hour conference thingy on baby clothes. BABY FUCKING CLOTHES. Like fuck. Seriously.

Ok, this is the last any of you will hear from you chnologist for a long time. <3

[sidekick]

haha okay, go to your baby clothes conference. i'm sure it will be very informative. you'll have to tell me allll about it.

[robyn]

No wait. One more thing for you, my dear jake. I hope this link doesn't explode the thread or anything.



http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...l=968350060724

[sidekick]

^bahaha.

i just read that now. so good.

so you mean, they're not ressurecting Ghandi from the dead and giving him an award? damn.

[robyn]

Hi Jake,

Remeber that couple with the entire cooked baby chicken in the park with them?

Love,
Robyn

PS: Am now official school of chnology drop out. Have become plurosaur instead, ok?

[sidekick]

the school of chnology will never be the same again. we will all miss you there.

how was your little itty bitty kid clothing conference? everything you dreamed and more?

and yes the couple with the chicken. i half expected them to pull out mash potatoes and gravy to go along with it.

PS. how about those psycho birds? or that screaming drowning girl in the pedophile bikini?

[robyn]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THIS SCREAMING PEDO-BAIT AROUND???

PS: Babyland sucks! Kidnap Robyn tomorrow, ok?

[sidekick]

kidnap eh?

how much money will i get from ransom.

PS. new avatar = thumbs up

[crookedking]

you two are fucked.