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You Know You're a REAL Raver When....
*You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings. *You start coveting all of your dad's old 1977 polyester sweatsuits. *Almost every letter of the alphabet has an alternate meaning to you. *You begin to think of blow-pops as a seperate food group. *The mere mention of a 3 digit number with a "0" in the middle of it causes you to drool uncontrollably. *The odometer of your car increases in big chunks over the weekend. *You get an evil grin every time you see commercials for "E: the entertainment network". *You have to fight back the urge to beat the hell out everyone who thinks raves are like the club scene in Basic Instinct. *You can keep a straight face when you tell people "really, not that many people are on anything....i'm serious!" *You are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses. *Food, water, air, Vick's...all are about of equal importance. *You can live for an entire weekend out of your bookbag. *You are no longer just a raver...but a promoter, vendor, DJ, etc... *You know about the INFORMATION POLICE. *You're white and have dreads. *You have trouble naming 5 friends who are not pierced SOMEWHERE. *You'll pay $40 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen... and you'll pay $50 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you WILL NOT pay $2.00 for that big glass of water! *You can't pass an empty warehouse, church, school, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc...without getting that far-off look in your eye and saying...'wow, what a great site for a... *You know the mappoints before the promoters do! *You not only notice that household appliances like washing machines can generate a funky beat, you also argue about whether it's tribal or trance. |
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You know your a raver when...
-On days that you wear 'normal' sized pants, people are amazed that you have legs... -You're not surprised when black stuff comes out of your nose the day after a party. -The total amount of sleep you get on the weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night. -You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for 'E' television. -You feel wickedly guilty when your clueless parents tell you to 'have a nice trip' when you and your friends are on your way to an out of town party. -The most important accessory for being glammed up at a party?... a pacifier. -You feel subhuman on Sundays cos you're tired, cracked out, deaf, dirty, sore, and you're still seeing those damned spots. -You and other kids wearing phat pants smile at each other like goofs even though you've never met before. -You have the most indepth interesting conversations with people under 10. -You think prehaps bill gates was thinking of something else when he designed that little e logo in the upper right corner of your internet screen. -You know you are a raver when you are willing to spend 40 bucks on a party you may not get into, or 50 bucks on something that may not be E, but you find it hard to part with $3 for a bottle of water. -All your friends have dumb names like subsonic chronic, novice, rabbit, muffin, gollum and saffron...etc -You've been close friends with someone for weeks without knowing their first name. "whattaya mean sawa's real name isn't sawa???" -You start to describe dates using parties instead of calendar dates. "man, i haven't been this tired since hardware 7!" or "wow, that's the longest line i've seen since every picture!" -You can stand right in front of a 5000 watt speaker for an hour and be loving it. -You've got flyers all over your wall (kinda like wallpaper). -You know your a raver when sketching becomesnormal. -You've got a huge pile of dead glostix in your room, you don't want to throw them away, 'cos of sentimental value. -When shrugging your shoulders can constitute for a conversation. -When your driving your car home and you feel like your in a video game. -When you get home and you have absolutely nothing you can possibly talk to your parents about your weekend. -When you just dont give a @#$% what you look like anymore and just dance, dance , dance. -When hygeine is optional at 7 in the morning-hey lets head to the afterparty! -When your biggest concern is where the next earthcore/hardware/eptas is going to be held, and you can think of nothing else. -When you washing machine starts making a noise and you and your friends argue if its tribal or trance (or should i say old old jungle). -While all your friends are getting married and having kids, you are collecting Yo Yo's and trying to remove chewed up gum from your phat pants... |
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ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I HAVE ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW IS CELL PHONE
and cuddles...i dont get cuddles n e more....:( and kiss's....I WANT KISS'S... thats what will make me happy....:(:(:(:(:( i need cuddle and kisses and my cell phone will be turned in tomorrow at 11 ASSHOLES 11 damn it damn it all to hell. i need my fucken phone i need my cuddles and kisses :(:(:(:( im going to bed |