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[junglequeen]

just because I spray axe on my sheets and arrange my pillows into a rave boifriend shape doesnt mean Im any harder to figure out than you are


PLUR ok -Im going to work on being less sarcastic

[Chet]

do you ever try and have sex with your mattress ?
you know like slide it in between the mattress and the box spring
or is my... uh... friend, weird?

[Sue Bitch]

no no no i thought we talked about this earlier no raver boifriends

[junglequeen]

Im not saying I want a rave boifriend Im saying I make my pillows into a person shape when Pickles isnt around to warm my bed