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How to break into your own car 101 ! ? !
OMFG ... Where to start and wat to say ... well ... Im sitting next to Ben-O rite now and this has defintily been the the number one FNK experience. lol! Alrite well I needed IMF & APEX ticketz soO i called Ben up and asked him to come down to Guilford and meet me. hmmM well you see it soundz SIMPLE rite? Little do you know poor old Benny locked his keys in his car. THIS IS WHERE THE ADVENTURE STARTZ : Ben calls me up and first thing he sayz is I have a question for you ... ... " do you know how to break into my car " / I respond by saying " what kind of car is it" knowing full well that there wuz no way that id be able to get into his car. hahaA Newayz I get up to Guilford mall and meet him. He hands me the ticketz I needed and then we both sketch back and forth about how he could actually lock his keys in his ride! soO me and him hack a but or two and walk around for a bit and then finally go into some little old shoe store inside the mall. We ask the person at the counter for a coat hanger or metal rod type thingy for us to open the door with. The man hands us a long flimsy-ass piece of shit and sayz here try this. hmmM me & Ben kind of just look and him and say thank you for the help. We go back outside and shove the metal rod into the top of his door.
* I SWEAR TO GOD INFINITE PPL GAVE US LOOKZ LIKE WE WERE CRIMINALS *
soO the adventure continues. TEDIOUSLY Ben trys to maneuver the metal rod to push the little button which happens to be THE LOCK! Well as me and Ben both now know carz are designed so that your not able to brake into them in this fasion. hahaA! Eventually we both give up and go back into the mall. Ending up at Lewis & Craft to ask for advice. The clueless women behind the counter really has no way to help us ... all shez good for is selling her S-H-I-T craft products! So me and Ben pick out a roll of masking tape and more thin metal rods. Walk back outside and sit down on a bench. Hack another but or w/e and get to work. lol! Rip the rods out of the package and attempt to TAPE THEM TO THE OTHER LONG PIECE OF SHIT METAL ROD! It wuz a monsterous creation I tell you. Newayz slowly walking back to the car we laugh somemore and phone up Paige and my sister shannon to get a very loud laughing response on the other end. Back at the car now we BRUTALLY shove the rod back into the car window and randomly try to do some-more maneuvering trickz. TO ABSOLUTELY NO AVAIL Ben " try's " to remove the taped up piece of work from the car. Of course ---> STUCK! Ripping and pulling at the object Ben finally is able to get it out of the top of the door. Tearing the tape and leaving behind the thin taped metal thingys. ohH by the way SCRATCHING THE TOP of the door. hahaA! Fusterated me and Ben saunter back to the mall and thank the wierdo at the shoe store and come back outside. Ben phones his mom for the KBILLIONTH time finally telling her he has given up on the " breaking into my own car " project. LOL! soO Ben's mom tells him that she is on her way over to deliver a second set of keys to him. Tired and histarically laughing me and Ben walk back to my house and he entertains me with the SKETCHYEST MACRONI NEW YEARS EVE story ever. hahaA! AwwW Dave im sorry that Ben woke you up during the p-e-r-f-e-c-t day time sleep!
Is that all that I have to say about this ! ? ! hmmM I really dont know. I believe so though. THIS WUZ DEFINITLY the perfecf FNK adventure to relax a stressful week of school and shit! MAD PROPZ TO BEN. Thx bro for bringing comedy into my afternoon. MUCH appreciated on my part. hehE! :D
Last edited by {dC!}; Jun 11, 04 at 11:41 AM.
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Jun 11, 04
