jake and the fat man

[stringbeans]

you should take down that flag above your bed... you'll get melanoma from the stars jake... just trust me.. melanoma

[robyn]

Just trust me, ok? Melanoma. I know what I'm talking about. Melanoma.




Melanoma.

[stringbeans]

melanoma

[robyn]

I know what I'm talking about. It happened to a friend of mine. He had a banner above his bed like that and he got melanoma from it. Melanoma, OK? Melanoma.




































Melanoma.

[sidekick]

seriously, i just laughed outloud as i read this, and i never laugh outloud from the internet, so feel special.

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melanoma. i just didn't want to feel left out OK?

[sidekick]

the slats, see the slats? they're sideways, just like the melanoma...jake, the melanoma, you're going to get melanoma, i know this...take down the flag, and the slats....

[robyn]

Did you take it down yet? Melanoma.



































Melanoma. In case you forgot. Melanoma.

[stringbeans]

i'd post a picture but its really grossing me the fuck out.

im eating a hotdog right now too. actually 2.

[sidekick]

no it's still sitting up there...i refuse to take it down! damn the man, robyn! damn the man!








































(melanoma)

[robyn]

Could you at least block out the stars? And turn the slats the proper way to help reduce the risk of melanoma? Melanoma. Melanoma.

[sidekick]

you know what? i'm going to put more stars up, and more slats, and more melanoma.

[robyn]

No. No. It happened to a friend of mine! Melanoma, Jake. Melanoma.






























I'm going to my non melanoma bed now. Melanoma. Melanoma.

[sidekick]

well, i'm going to sleep in my melanoma bed now!











m-e-l-a-n-o-m-a!

[stringbeans]

im hoping the hotdogs will give me melanoma. goodnight!

[sidekick]

hold it under the flag in my room..and the slats...maybe we can melanomify your hot dogs.

[sidekick]

honestly you guys...i know you might not read this for awhile, but this thread is my absolute favourite thread ever.

it makes me laugh everytime i read it....too bad no one else understands. :(

[stringbeans]

i should get karma since i made it... hint hint

[sidekick]

i've given out too much in the past 24 hours.

besides, didn't i already give you karma for that other thread about us sitting on the bench in metrotown? don't be a karma hog john!

[stringbeans]

^^ no, you didnt because you still had to spread it around! so get on it jake! spread it! like buttah!

[sidekick]

but now i've given too much away! ahhhhh this karma thing makes my head hurt!

[Quin600]

No more! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *sound of head exploding*














































Melanoma.