god

crookedking · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 19, 04

our Father
who art in Heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy will be done
on Earth
as it is in Heaven
forgive us our tresspasses
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
i think i got it wrong, but ever since we started putting naked chicks in the choir, i've stopped paying attention to the Scripture.

so i have a favour to ask....the next Time i'm looking at a hot chick could you make it so that some old man doesn't get in the way of my oogling?

Amen.

~god~ · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

listen son,
if the naked choir girls/dancing cheerleaders/fanning booties, the listening preacher, the flaming holywater - was not enough, then tim, we have a problem.

crookedking · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

no no! it's enough, i just started to forget my Scripture that's all.

~god~ · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

repeat after me:

Our Father which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.
Amen.

~god~ · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

haha you didn't even come close!

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i had a couple of the words in there! good thing you're a forgiving god.

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

:) always.
now u have my crack?

crookedking · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i've been peddling it to the clergy.

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

u peddled my crack?!?

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i thought we were raising money to get a golden statue of that young kid of yours.

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

FUCK that shit..
that kid was NOT mine... well.. it was a drunken night.. broken condoms.. OH GAWD!!
3 months later she told me she was pregnant. i was like JESUS CHRIST!!
she said, "what a wonderful name!"

:(

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

haha jesus was a mistake!

Sariel · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~god~

FUCK that shit..
that kid was NOT mine... well.. it was a drunken night.. broken condoms.. OH GAWD!!
3 months later she told me she was pregnant. i was like JESUS CHRIST!!
she said, "what a wonderful name!"

:(

ROTFLMAO!

Nicely put!

crookedking · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

^^i think it was Karma worthy.

Sariel · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

If I could give him more karma for it, I certainly would!

Have to spread some karmic lovin around first though! Just you wait!

crookedking · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i'll be waiting breathlessly.

~god~ · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

haha.
so where is my crack, tim?
i think you're hiding something.
did u consume it all?

crookedking · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

haha i told riddla to drive to europe.

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

for what?

crookedking · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

he's looking for "cheep" tickets to europe, so i thought that i'd just tell him to drive.

i hope he responds with "i can't drive cross the atlantc" or something similiar to that, and i'll tell him that i thought mexico was europe.