1) stop saying rediculous
2) learn to spell ridiculous
3) when you're in a club and you're drunk, don't call a large black man 'girl'
4) get money, get money
1) Go visit Da Kine just so you can say you did
2) Stop being a drug addict
3) Stop bragging about your failings (IE "All I can cook is cereal!")
4) Pick up chicks
5) Be more funny.