ppcockring - Page 2

ppcock · #26 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

my cock in your anus?

~Captain~ · #27 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

are you ignoring me now

blue balls?

~Captain~ · #28 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

i only like peirced cock in my ass

ppcock · #29 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

ok.. i'll throw a ginsu knife in there first.

then throw on a spiked metal condom,

and proceed to do you till you're satisfied.

~Captain~ · #30 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

when do you have free time this week it could take a while

ppcock · #31 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

tomorrow and saturmaday.

~Captain~ · #32 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

what are your plans for tomorrow?

ppcock · #33 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

not too sure

i think it involves A LOT OF DRINKING.

~Captain~ · #34 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

i like drunken anal sex but you have to get it pierced tomorrow too

ppcock · #35 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

im not getting anything pierced

i dont want it burning even more when i pee.

~Captain~ · #36 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

get that checked out

ill shove a needle through it for you
we could bond over it

ppcock · #37 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

bond.

like gold bond?

the best lube is wet cement.

~Captain~ · #38 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

bond, james bond

now you be a captive i'll rescue you

ppcock · #39 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

please feed me to the lions

unless you're hot.. rescue me and fuck the shit out of me.

~Captain~ · #40 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

i told you that im hot

fucking tommorow?

ppcock · #41 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

no.

here's a joke that we could relate to.

a guy and a little girl are walking into the forest and the little girl is crying.. the guy says "what are you crying about?? you dont have to leave here by yourself"

Jrock · #42 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 04

Shut up! The Captain is speaking... and she demands drunken anal sex!
Are you going to deny what the Captain wants?

-jay :209:

~Captain~ · #43 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

no?

then what are we getting drunk for?
you dont strike me as very smart

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Originally Posted by ppcock

no.

here's a joke that we could relate to.

a guy and a little girl are walking into the forest and the little girl is crying.. the guy says "what are you crying about?? you dont have to leave here by yourself"

ppcock · #44 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

you dont even drink

go back to tipping cows, stupid.

mapleleaf4ever · #45 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

Do you have a very large Hat Captain?