Sep 25, 04
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i think i ate too many appitizers
and i dont eat turkey im fucked 
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Sep 25, 04
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ok the simple solution.
Do not eat ANYthing else until christmas dinner. Instead of Turkey we will have a christmas ham. If you say you dont eat ham then its time to revamp your eating habits. even if we force feed ourselves, we have to eat the dinner. and we have to starve until then. no more junk food. junk food will only make us feel bad about ourselves later. however to keep ourselves entertained we can have sugar free candies... SUGAR FREE sheena, Im seriously serious. we will fish in the pool, catch some minnows maybe and then put them back instead of the bathtub, once we get good at that, we will buy hipwaders and fish in the river, catch some trout and eventually put them back. once we have masterd that we will get a boat and we will try our luck in the ocean. Catching Salmons and other large varieties of fish. and remember we dont have to really fish, we just have to look like we are good at it, and have the right tackle. *slaps Sheena's hand* ( I saw you reaching for an appetizer, put it down Sheena, in the name of all that is good and holy, put it down! We do not need appetizers to validate ourselves, the main course is about to be served.) I hope your smiling!
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