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Myles
Please refrain from hitting my one and only love in the eye with quarters. Particularily when I'm trying to have a mature and slightly intoxicated phone conversation.
I have to gaze into those gorgeous eyes, and goddamnit, Steve-O will not be subjected to wearing a goddamn pirate patch over one eye on my date with him tomorrow night. Please. Stop. He is fragile. Thank you. Chrissy. |
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