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So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
You once had a wonderful life Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car You yelled at your favorite wife You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley He comes to make you feel brave But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke And a finger that points at your grave Christmas is interesting Like a knife in your heart Christmas is interesting How it tears you apart Christmas is interesting Like a stick in your eye It's so freaking interesting That it might make you cry |
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ahaha i love that Some people call me a bad apple Well I may be bruised but I still taste sweet Some people call me a bad apple But I may be the sweetest apple on the tree I've got the notion to tell you about my history, people I've got the notion to tell you about how I came up in the world yeah Now look...I used to go to school and act a clown and fool And I used to chase the ladies all around Gimme some I used to spend my money and tried acting funny Until I hit my nose on the ground Ow! |
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Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well, You left me anyhow and then the Days got worse and worse and now you See I've gone completely out of my mind. And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! You thought it was a joke and so you Laughed, you laughed! When I had said that Losing you would make me flip my lid - right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. And, I cooked your food, I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh? Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt! And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! |
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