Miss Myra

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Merry Christmas:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4123927.stm

[miss.myra]

Dude, that is awesome news! Penguins are going to take over the world, so what's a little earthquake right?

Man they look kind of frantic in that picture, I hope they're not scared or I'd have to go and hug each and every one of them OK.

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They're probably not scared because the doomsday device that caused the earthquake deep beneath the sea is actually their invention. I think they were just testing it out, before unleashing the beast on us.

[miss.myra]

riiight!

but can I still hug them anyways? I've always wanted to hug a penguin.

I hugged a pug once and it made my day.

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of course you can hug them! Thats the only way to prove your loyalty to them, so that they'll only enslave you (not kill you) under the new world order.

Plus, I hear they're quite soft!

[miss.myra]

Where did you hear that?

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umm...

okay, I made it up.


But I've seen pictures of those little Philips Island penguins, and I'm quite sure they must be soft! At least sort of soft.

[miss.myra]

Oooh, I really need to hear some testimonial from someone who's touched one of those lil' guys before
i hope they are soft!

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My sister might have touched one. I will ask her at dinner tonight.