"ppcock oh my god no... not another funny story"
"I CANT TAKE YOUR FUNNY STORIES!"
So if i stand on my balcony and look to my left.. I see this guy who's always wearing no shirt and sometimes i find him laying down a towel and humping his floor.. (I think he's gay). Anyways, Erik (Mapleleaf4ever) and I were getting drunk before Lotus on sunday. I was having a conversation with the man on my balcony and I started telling erik the exact story I just told you people. Then he starts looking at me.. I guess he heard me.. ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET, that fag has good ears! He's looking at me for about 10 minutes and then the next day and everyday after that his blinds are down and i cant see him anymore.
That's my story.. Someone finally listened to ppcock. I need a tissue, not because im crying but because I Just sprayed a load of jizz into my hand.
Thanks for listening.
your pal,
- ppcock
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