To all those I called or text'd at ridiculous hours this morning...

[jono]

I'm sorry.

I was drunk and have completely reversed sleeping patterns. The party that I was at ended with everyone passing out, so I decided to call you all because I was still up and at them. If I pissed you off with my ridiculous calls or text messages feel free to kick me in the junk.

1 free shot per call or text.

Only redeemable by proof in phone inbox.

Much love,

Jon

[ppcock]

that was you?

hot.

[robyn]

Three shots! But I didn't mind!