Lola

[Bevvy Swift]

i only titled this thread lola cos lola is the first thing you type into the search thing. if you read this tonight, im probably on my way down there to get you, and if im taking too long, dont get mad. at least you have fnk.

[lola_phyne]

loserface!

[Bevvy Swift]

nono, im a winnerface.

lightning wit strikes again.

[Willis]

I believe it is Whinner Face

[pbreak]

that was a double strike of lightning wit...

[Bevvy Swift]

shaddup, droolface. mwahahaha please for your own sake, never get that drunk again.

[Willis]

I would tell you I wouldn't get drunk again but i would be lying cause I think I am going to the office for lunch.

[Bevvy Swift]

mwahaha but you wont get as drunk as you did on new years! (i hope..?)

[Willis]

I dont think that was entirly the alchole. Not that I can handdle my liquir anyways

[Bevvy Swift]

mwahaha thats true.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Willis

I dont think that was entirly the alchole. Not that I can handdle my liquir anyways

give willis two beers and he can't walk properly.

[Bevvy Swift]

haha that dumbass cant walk properly sober

[Willis]

hay i have you know on occassion i have walked a straight line

[Lady Dame]

^ police requests dont count.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Willis

hay i have you know on occassion i have walked a straight line

or it was probably when you were trying not to walk in a straight line.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by pbreak

or it was probably when you were trying not to walk in a straight line.

I pick this one

[mystique]

lolaline......hello.

Please call me on the telephone.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

where the hell has lola been?

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

where the hell has lola been?

I accidently killed lola last night by wiggling on her lap too hard.. i'm sorry. but this just goes to show that wiggling on peoples' laps should not be taken lightly.

[mystique]

you wiggled her to death?

you sick fuck! She had such a bright future. Such a lovely girl.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by mystique

you wiggled her to death?

you sick fuck! She had such a bright future. Such a lovely girl.

hey, I said I'm sorry.. what else do you want? geez.

[mystique]

well sit on her ya, smother her, strangle her, slap her around.....but for the love of all that is good and holy.....how could you wiggle on her?

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by mystique

well sit on her ya, smother her, strangle her, slap her around.....but for the love of all that is good and holy.....how could you wiggle on her?

I had had a couple drinks and I just kinda got lost in the moment, and before you know it, there I am , wiggling on her lap - she screamed for help but it was already too late... personally I think this tragedy could've been avoided if her lap just wasn't screaming to be wiggled on.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by pbreak

hey, I said I'm sorry.. what else do you want? geez.

do you want a list?

[mystique]

Originally Posted by pbreak

I had had a couple drinks and I just kinda got lost in the moment, and before you know it, there I am , wiggling on her lap - she screamed for help but it was already too late... personally I think this tragedy could've been avoided if her lap just wasn't screaming to be wiggled on.

do you really have to relay every graphic, twisted detail.....?
Thats not exactly how you want to hear your love one went mmmmK?

Lolas death wont go un-punished pjerk.