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we will have to look into this as we get more applicants... we cannot simply go with the first option... why the hell WOULDN'T we want a pool boy/man slave??? he can BUILD the pool for us for starters... duties/chores: -fanning us with palm fronds -bringing us glasses of wine and cocktails -going on taco del mar runs -cleaning/building the pool.... <3 fatashes im sure there's more, i'll have to think on it a bit. |
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dear fatbitches crew
i will not be away this weekend. anyone who wants to come shake their fat ass in seattle is welcome to come down and party. we will all miss carrie much as she'll be unable to get in on the fatbitches meetings for a couple days. we will proceed to scour the earth for the hawtest pool boy/man slave we can find. perhaps we should start an interview thread. im on it. soon we will have one to take care of our every whim. YAY. anyone coming to infectedmushroom will find me dancing on stage, infront of 3000+ people, shaking my fat ass. i hope you all enjoy it. <3 fatashes |
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dear crew
our mission is to shake our fat asses this weekend like you've never shaked before! at our next meeting, fatmyra, faterik, fatashes and fatmyself must share their stories about the jelly shaking that went on during the weekend. good shaking. fatcarrie |
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dear faterik of the fatbitches crew
having a hot skinney pool girl will make us eat more tacos! suggestion accepted! you're in charge of this search! make sure all fatbitches crew requirements are met! good luck in your searching, my advice is to make a thread. fatcarrie. |
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i dont know if u qualify... ur too skinny... but i love you too much to not have u in my crew... so UR IN! dear crew please welcome the newest addition to fatbitches, tara. she = the shit. i <3 her MAD big stylz. so should u... -fatashes |
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ashes doesn't know what qualifies to be in the fat bitch crew...luckily i do.
1. you have to be fat. and when i say fat, i don't mean phat. 2. you have to be a chick...hence the "bitch" part. 3. you have to be able to square dance. |
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