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put g in my drink and put a pitchfork in my anus

now that's a rave.

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Originally Posted by ppcock

put g in my drink and put a pitchfork in my anus

now that's a rave.

sounds like a party.

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when i'd come home in an obviously very fucked up mental state my mom would occasionaly show concern (remember, she thinks i'm an alcoholic, dosn't matter that i don't drink, she's convinced. WHATEVER it makes a great cover, i don't know how i've made it through 6 years like this without her finding out)
so when she'd look at me kneeling on the floor unable to walk, she'd say "Amelia are you ok? you weren't doing anything like smoking the pot were you? or taking those ecstacy pills?" and i'd attempt to look in her general direction and say "oh no, someone must have put something in my drink, i'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight"

it worked like a charm every time, too bad it was never true.

my mom is so dumb, and that's the one and only endearing quality she has in my eyes.

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somebody put something in my drink.. if i had said that to my mom, she'd never let me go out again

thank god i live on my own.. so drink me up baby!

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yes, well i no longer live with her.
when i go to her house one day for dinner i want to bring my boyfriend. and when my mom goes to bring out a bottle of wine (which she's sure to do) and offer me a glass i want him to stop her before i see her and say that he had an intervention and i'm no longer drinking. and that me seeing her drink wine or me being offered a drink would be a horrible offence to me in my sobriety.

now this is only because she's fully convinced i'm a raging alcoholic, despite the fact that she's never seen me drunk or even drinking for that matter.

oh, it would be so much fun.

[ppcock]

slip some acid into her drink!

where do you live?

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i live with my bestfriend in delta technicaly
although i stay at my boyfriends house on dunbar most of the time

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ahahahah i used to live in surrey.


now i inhabit downtown and its k-rad

im 10 minutes away from lolbeca.

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tribeca is about 15 minutes drive from my boyfriends house...
and my postal address is actualy in delta, technicaly south delta, Tsawwassen.
NOT SURREY.

[ppcock]

SURREY.. stop thinking otherwise

so apparently im going to have to payfor shit music at lolbeca on friday.

That will not be happening.. but I'll be there with robb peppertree.

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Originally Posted by ppcock

SURREY.. stop thinking otherwise

so apparently im going to have to payfor shit music at lolbeca on friday.

That will not be happening.. but I'll be there with robb peppertree.

pay for shit music??
what??
i may be in attendance, but i hope my boyfriend changes his mind and we leave for a lovely vacation on saturday which means i may not be in attendance.
maui here i come.

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Originally Posted by ppcock

SURREY.. stop thinking otherwise

so apparently im going to have to payfor shit music at lolbeca on friday.

That will not be happening.. but I'll be there with robb peppertree.

pay for shit music??
what??
i may be in attendance, but i hope my boyfriend changes his mind and we leave for a lovely vacation on saturday which means i may not be in attendance.
maui here i come.

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it appears that if i can get my passport in order i am heading for the tropical paradise of a maui villa.

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on saturday.