i lick the toilet seat

[ppcock]

oh man.. awesomeness!

[impure]

wtf
my boyfriend and i were just discussing how good his nuts tasted at dinner....
but i was refering to the roasted nuts on his char we had at the blue water cafe for valentines dinner tonight, mmmmm carmelized pine nuts......

[ppcock]

ppffft your bf dont know dick about romantic evenings

its all about flaming pinecones!

[krisamata]

toilet licking is HAWT these days

[ppcock]

romantic evening whut?

wanna come over and lick toilet with my krista?

[Jen-E-03]

i've done alot of toilet hugging in my days, but never toilet licking......me and my toilet have a strictly friends relationship.

[impure]

Originally Posted by ppcock

ppffft your bf dont know dick about romantic evenings

its all about flaming pinecones!

flaming pinecones you say....
well, that dinner was with his parents, mmmm Red Dragon Martinis are the shit yo.
that and my mesclun greens and asparagus salad with goat chees and kalamata olives was sooooooooooo yummy.
but still, his nuts were the best, or should i say nut clusters.

[Hota$$]

Originally Posted by krisamata

toilet licking is HAWT these days

wow so thats what everyones been talking about....toilets huh....hmmm

[krisamata]

^^^ yup, its the new thing.



and marty i'll be over tonite, we'll lick toilets all night

cant fogrget about the inside of the bowl....rimming the lid isnt good enough

[COMATOS3]

ur always a charmer marty...

[mapleleaf4ever]

*blank stare* I think Marty needs some 2000 Flushes Blue for his Head... :)

[ppcock]

if it gets me high bring that shit on.

Im going to lick the toilet at hypnotica before my set.

[Dean]

licking toliets is the new E!