Hey you Ashes

[BongMan]

I pulled this out of a now missing thread and felt it still must be told

Originally Posted by Ashes

bitchin... if there's guiness you have to come..actually... jus come.

ps>> lights and ambers are for wusses. DARK BEER IS NOT FOR THE FEIGNT OF HEART.

Guiness is grosse that said you are dumber for drinking it.. that is all.

[Bitchin]

that threads gone now?!!?!?

it was just made today!

[BongMan]

idonno I tried posting in it and it said invallid link or some shit..

[thebobman]

Originally Posted by BongMan

I pulled this out of a now missing thread and felt it still must be told





Guiness is grosse that said you are dumber for drinking it.. that is all.

oh no you DINNIT just blasphem and try and dirty the name of the finest commercial beer on this little rock we call earth. You leave my fair lady Guiness outta your bashin' or there WILL BE WORDS! AND NOT PLEASENT ONES LIKE PILLOW OR COMFORT. HARSH ONES LIKE GASTRONOMIC PLEBIAN & CHEESE MONKEY!

[BongMan]

If I wanted a damn meal I would eat a steak............

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by thebobman

oh no you DINNIT just blasphem and try and dirty the name of the finest commercial beer on this little rock we call earth. You leave my fair lady Guiness outta your bashin' or there WILL BE WORDS! AND NOT PLEASENT ONES LIKE PILLOW OR COMFORT. HARSH ONES LIKE GASTRONOMIC PLEBIAN & CHEESE MONKEY!

THEY KNO WUT IS WUT BUT THEY DONT KNO WUT IS WHAT...
THEY JUS STRUT...
WHAT THE FUCK.

it SO IS BLASPHEMY what u speak bongman... i <3 you i do.. and we will smoke many a doob in the future.. but how much guinness have u actually HAD? ANY?!

cuz if its one or two, im not even goign to listen to ur opinion on it. you have ta drink a pint at least on 4-5 different occasions to be able to really judge whether or not its a dank beer. WHICH IT IS.

IF YOU CAN'T DRINK STOUT...
YOU BEST, GET THE FUCK OUT!

[rawb]

"guinness"

[dapimpstress]

^ n what's ur opinion on this beer there rawb?

[rawb]

if it's poured properly, i like a correct amount of beak.

[dapimpstress]

at least ur informed. next time i come i'll pour u a guinness brotha... ;)

[rawb]

are you saying you're going to give me the correct amount of beak

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by rawb

are you saying you're going to give me the correct amount of beak

im saying i know how to pour a fucking guinness. ;)

[thebobman]

"4 or 5 pints"
hee hee.... I should tell you about the "guinness-has-too-much-food-value-to-get-drunk-on" experiment... I did it at a pub tho, which was stupid cause my bar tab was like $200 on just beer

[stringbeans]

so exactly how much beak are you going to give rawb

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

so exactly how much beak are you going to give rawb

this information is yet to be divulged.

ps... check new posts stringy... ;)

[mapleleaf4ever]

Anyone that can make a perfect pour gets bonus points in my Books... even more if they can drink more than one Guinness in a single sitting.

[crookedking]

even if somebody manages to pour the shit correctly it's still pretty bunk.

[thebobman]

this is part where the elitist beer drinker would say that the taste of Guinness is complex and mature. Such a taste isn't easily aquired. Especially if you started drinking weak-ass lagers and lite-beers. Think of it this way: If you learned how to drive on a civic with Traction & Slip Control and then you tried to drive a 500HP Porsche with no driver assists you'd bitch about it being tail happy and difficult to drive.

Since I'm not a beer elitist I'll just say you need to drink progressively darker beers before you can really enjoy a Guinness. Try some Pale Ales.

[miss.myra]

Bongman can't handle the guinness! Someone get him a smirnoff ice!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Bongman can't handle the guinness! Someone get him a smirnoff ice!

He and Dave Grapes would make a great team....


bobman: Good comparison... mmmmm RWD Porsche action... you need a little wild side to tame. I <3 Porsche like WHOA!

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Anyone that can make a perfect pour gets bonus points in my Books... even more if they can drink more than one Guinness in a single sitting.

that i can do. more than one yep. at least 2, closer to 3. acurately somewhere in between..

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Bongman can't handle the guinness! Someone get him a smirnoff ice!

ps-O SNAP.
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to miss.myra again.

*giggle* ROFL *giggle*

[tmh]

Originally Posted by Ashes

that i can do. more than one yep. at least 2, closer to 3. acurately somewhere in between..

so how many inches does ur stomach protrude over ur waistline?

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by BongMan

I pulled this out of a now missing thread and felt it still must be told
Guiness is grosse that said you are dumber for drinking it.. that is all.

Guiness is a sitting, enjoying a meal and smoke beer.
Back to the basics in Birmingham bongman.. dare a say, loser?

[thebobman]

Originally Posted by tmh

so how many inches does ur stomach protrude over ur waistline?

Molson Canadian: 152.65 Calories/355mL bottle | 203.48 Calories/pint
-----Labbatt Blue: 188.15 Calories/355mL bottle | 250.80 Calories/pint
iGuiness Draught: 157.62 Calories/355mL bottle | 210 Calories/pint