Myles Moleman

[GayGreekGuy]

To all the users of 'FNK'! (especially Myles!),

I just have to say that I think that, Myles, is the HOTTEST guy, that I've EVER come across!!! IN FACT! He's so hot, he almost made me jizz my pants when I first saw him spasing around Ken's living room.

Anyways...so I have to share with everyone, my first experience (with a man) was NOTHING like the first time that I ever laid eyes on him (Myles).
You know how when you see someone that just makes it seem like time has stopped all together? You know...like when you're walking down the street and BAM!!!! you're hit. You stop and all you can think, focus and breathe is this person. MYLES! I LIVE FOR THEE!

Your (Myles) hair glistens like the sun on a really cloudy day! (so...for those of you users who aren't following...that means...well...it's rather greasy and smelly).

For those 'non-Gays', you should know that Gays really have an amazing sense of identifying those that play on the same team. Most of you may know this as, 'Gaydar'. My Gaydar was OFF THE CHARTS when you (Myles) walked into my life!!! I never have a tendency to fall for straight guys, which means...YOU'RE A BIG HOMO!!! I love the dick and so do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sNyx]

hah !! now to find out who took the time..

[GayGreekGuy]

OPEN WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

[GayGreekGuy]

DUDE! Don't you remember me? Olympics, and Racist jokes and Fags! OH MY!

[Bitchin]

Hahahaha.

You said myles loves the dick.

[sNyx]

lol, did I move one of your threads or something?

[GayGreekGuy]

Playing hard to get huh? I like that in my MEN! Come over here so I can do you HARD! RUFF!! RUFF! BARK! WOOF!!!!!!!!

[sNyx]

bored eh?
grab a dirty mag and go 'nuts'

[krisamata]

^^^ i bet his dirty mags have your face on top of the people in there

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by gaycomputerguy

You know...like when you're walking down the street and BAM!!!!

that one was my fave/

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by krisamata

^^^ i bet his dirty mags have your face on top of the people in there

stalker style !!

[Bitchin]

Myles... I guess you better start wearing a butt plug, eh?

[GayGreekGuy]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong....

[sNyx]

baaaaaaaaahahaha, back to your gaydar website
who put you up to this, was it miska?! no.. kenny!

hey I hear you have jay dreams all the time.
whooops, I mean gay dreams..

[GayGreekGuy]

'Gay dreams?'...YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bitchin]

gay dreams.. heh.... Ihave a perfect fitting picture for that.

[sNyx]

*snap
way outta ur league
like so far out im playin a whole different game

..its called T&A !!
not C&A okay =)

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by GayGreekGuy

'Gay dreams?'...YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to make a correction here.

it's not "YOUR FACE", it's "ALL OVER YOUR FACE".

Thanx.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

I'd like to make a correction here.

it's not "YOUR FACE", it's "ALL OVER YOUR FACE".

Thanx.

sometimes substituted for "yo' face"

[GayGreekGuy]

.....

[sNyx]

ps- you don't have the right to post my last name publicly. even such frequent use of my first is sorta unsettling. maybe if you knew me, even then still. not a very respectful joke, people who put him up to this..

[GayGreekGuy]

call me. for real.

[sNyx]

if this is really you, then man, you seriously need to turn down the queer. im not a phobe by a long shot, however I have a real peeve with guys who feel the need to exaggerate their lifestyle such as you have here. you play your sexuality like I play my favorite scratched cd, I know its broken but I cant stop listening to it. its annoying as hell to anyone else around me but my favorite cd so it doesn't bother me. once I realize its time to fix it and get a new cd, I can play it out loud again without bugging anyone.

[mojo]

you really went off on that cd analogy huh?
either way, i say you two make a cute couple.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by mojo

you really went off on that cd analogy huh?
either way, i say you two make a cute couple.

(Its called an extended metaphor... but A material any how...)