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I'm starting a poll demanding the return of the grape.
This is fucking heinous... Dave you are shameless bastard! You let us all become accustomed to the grape, you made us love the grape and then you strip us of all the glory that IS THE GRAPE!!! How do you sleep at night? Some people are so f'ing selfish.... GOSH! ;) |
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________________________________________ _________ [Kevin is walking down a sidewalk reading a list.] Kevin: Things to do, things to do today. Got a big day ahead of me, several things to do. Gotta keep on top of my life, gotta keep on top of my life. I have seven things to do. Number one: Banking. Number two: Pick up dry cleaning. [He walks into an old lady and knocks her down.] Okay, ya just knocked over an old lady, keep moving, ya got seven things to do! [Kevin is collecting money at a bank.] Kevin: Okay, one down. [He crosses out "1. Banking"] Six things to do. Number two: Pick up dry cleaning. Number-wait a second! I've got number five where number seven should be. [Thinks for a second.] Number eight: Switch number five with number seven. [Dave and henchmen walk in wearing animal masks and holding guns.] Dave: Good morning everybody! This is a hold-up! I repeat, this is a hold-up! No funny business, or this will happen to you! [Shoots one of his own men] Get the money! [As one of the men gets the money, the alarm sounds.] Dave: Aw great, now we need a hostage. Kevin: Okay. [Kevin begins leaving when Dave puts a gun to his back.] Dave: You! Kevin: [raises his arms and continues walking] Alright, you're being held hostage. Adapt to the schedule. [Mumbles something while being led out.] [Kevin is in the backseat of a car with Dave and two henchmen.] Kevin: [looks at list] Number two: Pick up dry cleaning. Excuse me, could you drop me off at my dry cleaners? Thanks. [Dave takes off mask.] Dave: Look! Maybe you don't understand the situation you are in. You are a hostage, and I am a man with a gun! So shut up! Kevin: Here's my dry cleaners! Thank you! [Kevin rolls out of the car while it is still going.] [Kevin walks into the dry cleaners, then the car comes back and Dave and his men walk out.] [In the dry cleaners, Kevin and the clerk are tugging on a pair of pants.] Dave: Nice try, smart ass. Now let's go. Kevin: He won't give me my pants cause I lost my tag! Man: No tag, no pants! Dave: Well give him his pants. Man: No! Dave: Look! Give him his pants or this'll happen to you! [shoots another of his own men.] Man: Oh yeah! These are your pants! My mistake! [Kevin, Dave, and remaining henchman are back in the car, with the henchman driving.] Kevin: [crosses out "2. Pick up dry cleaning] Number three: Buy stamps. Driver! Turn right. Dave: No,no! We're going left! Kevin: Turn right. Dave: Turn left! Turn left! Kevin: Turn right. Dave: Look! We're going left! If you don't shut up! This is going to happen to you! [Dave shoots the driver] Uh-oh. [Car swerves and crashes. Dave is hanging out of a window and Kevin walks out, unharmed.] Kevin: Number three: Buy stamps. Okay! Gotta keep on top of my life. Gotta keep on top of my life. [walks into and knocks down the old lady again] Okay, ya just knocked over the same old lady. Keep moving! You got 5 things to do! Number three: Buy stamps. Number four: Pay bills. [Kevin walks into building and scene ends.] |
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