ken

[M!SKA]

bill murray is the business leader
the handjob thing was made up
max switched schools
there is only one dream sequence

this is rawb

[cheeseburger]

You were on eggs tonite, and for the last time

[rawb]

i called for back up
i was all alone in there
i think my bacon and hashbrowns made up for it

[cheeseburger]

Sometimes you need to know when to follow and when to lead, we'll get em next time bra

[rawb]

like i said
i put it out there
multiple times
you guys sowed the seeds of shitty eggs
now reap what you sowed

[M!SKA]

hey there big guy
pretty sure you said you could handle dinner
next time call louder
ps. the eggs weren't that bad

[rawb]

we can talk this all night
or we can all realize that i slaved over that stove
while you jerks watched rushmore and 'medium'
fuck
just whatever guys
just whatever

[M!SKA]

hey rawb
i just want you to know that the italicized 'that' wasn't intended to indicate sarcasm as you may have thought.
they really weren't that bad. in fact, they were kind of yummy.
you can come over and make eggs any time you want.

[rawb]

thanks miska
i was lashing out because i was hurt
kind of like how one would lash out with a leg to trip someone
if they were walking by them
perhaps in a living room
perhaps after an argument about the internet

i am sorry if i lashed out at your
metaphorically or in real life

[M!SKA]

huuuuuugs
don't ever do it again