Jon's super awesome birthday celebration of death from hell!

[jono]

Hi people who know me and nosey parkers who don't know me but like to invade other people's 'Hey You' threads,

It's my 22nd birthday this Sunday, March 27th and I've decided to celebrate on the day of. I know this is also the same day that the Easter Bunny miraculously came back from the dead after being crucified for 3 days, but we can share. I hear the Easter bunny preaches kindness and understanding.

If you want to take part in the festivities and celebrate the first birthday where you know longer have any age to look forward to (well except 25, where you can rent a car... but who really cares that much about renting cars) come party with me!!!

We'll be going to the Cambie for dinner. That's right they serve food too! Wicked cheap food to go along with their wicked cheap beer! I'll be there at about 7pm.

After that we're going to the Lotus for the shinnanigans going on there. Although it doesn't seem like Sixteenarmed Jack will be there anymore, there's still DnB in one room and everything else in the other. So unless for some reason you don't like music like that town in Footloose, there'll be something there for you to enjoy. Only $6!

Recap for those who don't wanna read:

Jon's Birthday/Bunny worshipping holiday.
March 27th
Cambie 7pm
Lotus ~1030pm

Peacey weace,

Jon

edit: grammar (just got back from the grammar rodeo... it's too commercial, it used to be about the grammar)

[mapleleaf4ever]

lol Hey Jon! Robyn said I should come out and wish you a Happy Bunny Day... or was that Happy Birthday...

[Grapes]

Rad. I'm in Jono. Let's get all crazy up in this bitch.

[robyn]

Jon, this well timed thread will have you on your way to fnk birthday superstardom!

See you on Sunday!

[Grapes]

Got a long way to go before it tops mine =)

[Grapes]

If you want to take part in the festivities and celebrate the first birthday where you know longer have any age to look forward to

PS -----> You always have something to look forward to, every year older you become, and that thing is, your inevitable death.

Happy birthday!

[ppcock]

Im there you sicko bastard

I am soosooo sooo there.

[ppcock]

I just read that i'll have to endure dnb. Unfortunetly, i must work on monday morning but I'll be at the cambie.

[diva]

i'll be there
=)

[cubed]

I would gladly be there for some fun.

But sadly they have me under lock and key at work all weekend.

:(

[ppcock]

are we talking about chastity belts?

[mapleleaf4ever]

If it's Iron; just hot wire it, you're from Surrey; it should be no problem...

[jono]

Well, for those of us not stuck in chastity belts... we'll rock out with our cocks (and for the ladies, boxes) out!

[mapleleaf4ever]

SWEET! Nudity always swings a Party in your favour, way to pull the Ace-In-The-Hole jono! MARDI GRAS WHUT?!

[jono]

Tonight!

[ppcock]

Jono.. I wont be able to make it..

Have a good 22nd birthday ya sexy fuck.

[nuf_dawg]

todais my bday too:D

[lithe]

are you tall and blonde and go to ubc?

[diva]

^ yup, that's him

i've missed yet another one of your birthdays
=/

next year?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[DJDeeb]

Sorry jon. I just saw this. hope you had a good one.
edit* kandyapple-lauren under deebs account.

[Grapes]

Jon is so fucking drunk right now.

[ppcock]

you should lick his anus grapes.

[Grapes]

Fuck man.. talk about missed opportunities :(

[lithe]

i think i met you when i was really drunk once, probably at the lotus, and now see you around campus a fair bit and never realize who the vaguely familiar guy is until 10 minutes later. :| sorry for that and happy birthday, hope the davegrapes didn't molest ya too badly.

[jono]

I had a few drinks last night.

It was also nice of my dad to use a buzz saw and a compressed air nail gun right outside my room to let me know it isn't my birthday anymore.

Thanks to everyone who came out, it was good times :)