HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!! YOU'RE 18! YOU CAN RENT PORN NOW. AND YOU CAN BE IN PORN IF YOU WANT TO. WELL YOU COULD BEFORE...BUT IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MEXICAN MOFO/BADASS.
i could have..but my stomach was extremely upset. i had my liquor, but wasen't about to drink it unless i wanted to puke all over myself!
i'm going ot recelebrate this weekend
it's gonna be intense