All my Bourbon people

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After the RIDICULOUS amount of quality T&A last friday night, I would really like to go back and see if things are similar this evening. Girls, you should come to increase the amount of quality T&A - and shawnie-poo, i know you're reading this - it would be a great chance for me to go pick up my check from work, etc.

so who's down?

[Cdn_Brdr]

How down is china town???

yeah, I went there.... I'm THAT down.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ You seem to be good at going down... oooh.... I went THERE! :p

Bourbon eh? I'll see if my Friend is interested in heading there after I'm off work.

[Gusto]

bourbon is always good, drunk times. but i think i'll be at tokyo lounge tonight for bev's bday thing.

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Originally Posted by gusto

bourbon is always good, drunk times. but i think i'll be at tokyo lounge tonight for bev's bday thing.

you see, the beauty of the bourb is that it can also act as a wonderful jumping off point so that you get drunk first and avoid ludicrous alcomahol prices elsewhere.

ps. Erik made a funny, heh heh.

[Cdn_Brdr]

That was the weakest funny EVER!

[Gusto]

yeah, not everything is a joke, erik. sometimes you just have to let them go ok.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by pbreak

you see, the beauty of the bourb is that it can also act as a wonderful jumping off point so that you get drunk first and avoid ludicrous alcomahol prices elsewhere.

Only problem with that is more often than not you just forget to leave the Burb... you just stay and drink your night away.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Still don't see a problem here...

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Only a problem if you have somewhere else you're supposed to be!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Well if you forget about it, it isn't that important now is it? :p

[Cdn_Brdr]

Alcohol makes people forget important things... it's a fact!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Who are you again?


uhhh... oh yeah, I guess you're right.

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Who are you again?


uhhh... oh yeah, I guess you're right.

that doesn't prove anything, we all know Shawn is not important.

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Remind me again why I'm friends with you????

[mapleleaf4ever]

At least now we know he's forgettable too! heh

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

^Remind me again why I'm friends with you????

He never forgets the reach-around?

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Well that's just common courtesy now isn't it?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Wow, I must be considered quite ill-mannered...

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All this reacharound talk reminded me of something...

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[Cdn_Brdr]

^One of the best movies of all time....

[mapleleaf4ever]

Agreed! I first saw that movie when I was 13. It might explain a couple things eh?

[Cdn_Brdr]

^You actually coming out to the Burb Erik????

[baby-phat]

hahaha.. you guys rock!!

[matéo]

I may join you guys.