crooked king

[frogprincess]

ok, i have another bathroom problem

i totally have to poop

but i am at the airport
about to get on my plane

i hate pooping in public :(
should i try and hold it for the next 10 hours and 10 minutes or should i buck up and just go to the public washroom?

[crookedking]

i say buck it up

if you go onto the plane without taking a crap you'll find that it's quite uncomfortable. you might have to go on the airplane bathroom. bad choice. what if somebody needs to use it next? AND YOU STUNK IT UP REAAAAAL NICE!

however...if you use the public bathroom in the airport you might stink it up a little, but at least you won't have to see the person that comes in after you again.

[frogprincess]

well i held it

i think that i held it too good though

14 hours later and i still have not pooped

i'll keep u up todate

[crookedking]

that's a long Time to hold your shit!

ps-you might need some prunes.

[frogprincess]

i wonder if i could be in the gunius book of world records

[ty_guy]

hahaha i bet you could, should check it out.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i wonder if i could be in the gunius book of world records

i doubt that 14 or so hours will get you in there.

i'm pretty sure somebody out there held it for longer.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by ty_guy

hahaha i bet you could, should check it out.

do you mind? this is kind of a private conversation.

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i doubt that 14 or so hours will get you in there.

i'm pretty sure somebody out there held it for longer.

k well imma out of the race now :( maybe next time.

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by crookedking

do you mind? this is kind of a private conversation.

no shit (l0l)

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

k well imma out of the race now :( maybe next time.

first it'd be better if you found out what the record is...and if the person who currently holds the record suffered any permanent damage by holding their feces in for so long (R)

[frogprincess]

i actually tried looking last night but couldn't find anything :S

[crookedking]

that's weird!

you'd think that the INTERNET would have some sort of information on that subject.

[frogprincess]

guess not

i am going to find a canopener.

type to you later

[crookedking]

good luck with that!

i always find that whenever i leave the country it's hard to find nail clippers.

what's up with that?

[frogprincess]

i brought my own!

[crookedking]

they always take them away from me :(

i guess it's because i kinda look like a terrorist.

[frogprincess]

put them in your suitcase next time

funny story: when flying from hong kong to vietnam my friends clippers were taken away. when we were looking through the mag of what you can buy guess what was in the mag yup nail clippers

wtf

[crookedking]

i bet they take them away just so you have to buy new ones.

nail clippers are their greatest asset.

[frogprincess]

fucking bitches

[crookedking]

remind me to NEVER go to that country.

[frogprincess]

ok

i think that you would never have a had time finding clippers here

there is one store w/ 8 floors that closes at like 6 am in the morning. they sell everything from cleaning supplies to rolexs

[crookedking]

i'd probably get caught shoplifting :(

[frogprincess]

i dont think so

i have not seen a single police man since my arrival.

[crookedking]

i'm totally going to that country.