The Preacher !!!

[justShell]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Well if you believed in Jesus, then you believe in the word of God.

But you bashed the word... Therefore you don't belive, well... in anything.

lol when did i bash? i just made some points. i do believe the word of God.im going to stop whoring up my own thread now.

[Clayton.]

I bet 5 dollars it's crookedking.

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Whoever it is, they're loving this.

Any FnK troll's priority is to get a shoutout in Hey You

.......

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

okay. who? is this? are you a guy or a girl? my theory is you are a bored already existing fnker thats just enjoying whoring up the message bored even more... pat is it you?
if you really are a christian or whatever. ummm. real good way to show the "light of God". arent christians suposed to show God's love? thats what ive heard anyways.... and if you are a youth group leader ....really... shouldn't you be paying more attention to your kids that your suposed to be watching or whatever. instead of preaching at people you dont know and will never be able to meet? get in touch with reality. probly half your youth group kids are on this site anyways if this is how you act.

Your pink font hurts the eyes of this blessed one and I have decided not to read about your blither blathering. I was able to assume that you were thinking alot about me while you were making this post, so I only have this to say to you: think not about me, think about your immortal soul.

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

i know.. i was just kind of hoping its someone joking.. cause there really shouldn't be real live people out there that act like that...

I was shocked when I realized that there were girls like you out there. Aren't you ashamed of showing so much skin to the world?

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

maybe it is... or maybe its you... no wait your not THAT mean. maybe you are.. neither is she..

I am not mean. I only have your soul's interest at heart. I would love nothing more than to sup beside you in heaven beside the Lord. But with the path you are taking you will be a demon's play thing. Please repent.

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

who is it?

Margie visits me at church sometimes.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ever666

I bet 5 dollars it's crookedking.

and miss out on my own post count?

pay up chuck!

[justShell]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

Margie visits me at church sometimes.

what church what church?? maybe ive seen you there?.. but isnt the point of going to church to meet with God... not with your friends????

[gratia]

do you got Jesus????



and whoever this guy is.....he knows his theology (how ever limited some of us may think it to be) and church jargon well, i'll giv 'im that ;)

[justShell]

gotta love that church jargon woot! but.. ive been to church.. lots of them.. and nobody talks like that. seriously. stop watching church movies.. actually step into one lol... ooh.. and one thing that is fun. go to church and read all the hymnal names and add "in the bathtub" after. kinda funny. when ur at church and bored. right.....

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Ever666

I bet 5 dollars it's crookedking.

too bad its actually u.

[wum]

the preacher actually knows his shit...




then again satan is described as an angel of light.

[justShell]

^^
so.. your saying the preacher is satan??? so then it must be clay.

[Clayton.]

Meet me at the godhour.

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by ~Sc@ndelu$~

too bad its actually u.

You just think it's me cause i watch 7th heaven.

[justShell]

you watch seventh heaven? bahahaha

[Clayton.]

HELL YEA I WATCH 7TH HEAVEN! i love that show.

[A-BOMB]

Jesus hates you!

[Clayton.]

Special Bible Krew

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

what church what church?? maybe ive seen you there?.. but isnt the point of going to church to meet with God... not with your friends????

We celebrate our life together in the House of God. Why are you making it out to be a bad thing?

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by gratia

do you got Jesus????



and whoever this guy is.....he knows his theology (how ever limited some of us may think it to be) and church jargon well, i'll giv 'im that ;)

It's my duty to know these things.

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by Ever666

HELL YEA I WATCH 7TH HEAVEN! i love that show.

Even I don't watch Seventh Heaven. It's too gay.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

You still got beef on 9/10 people liking watermelon over honeydew?

IMUUH STAB YOU IN THE EYE, BITCH

Bwahahahaha... all I'm thinking of right now is those cheesy Malibu commercials they got going right now.

'You can't buy that melon, it is for display purposes only'
'Please sir take a number'
'I just want to buy a melon'

If we took life this seriously.....

[justShell]

no way.. by far the best malibu comercial is the one where there in the boat trying to get a space to park it at the dock. that ones rad!