C-tardy tard tard!

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..i luv u and ur..wanna play doorbell?..
i said that to all my friends at skool today..

wanna play door bell?..
SURE!
DING DONG *punch/poke*..weeeeeeeeee...haha

then i run away..and they scream..was too much fun!!
then i'd slap their ass..and ur sooo right..they cover their ass..
then DING DONG them again!hehe..fun and evil..

no sick boy ding dongs ok?
and i figured a new one..wanna play doorknob?

*grabs and twists*..lalala.

u preveeted me u prevert!..PREVERT!! :288:

[c.tard]

muahahahah i preveeted my mom/daughter/penis.. hahaha

*DINGDONG!!!*

hey.. lyn says "wanna play fireman?" :500:

lyn's a prevert.. hahaha PREEEEVERT!!

and ya.. well do our plan.. at umm.. oh ya! WETT!! yayaya well FORCE HER! cause i'ts all.. PEEEEER PRESSURE!!! muahahahaha.. she's asking what the plan is now.. but i'm not gonna tell her!! MUAHAHAH!!!

5 ppl die jen.. every day.. in burnaby alone.. 5 ppl.. from stealing thunder.. of the bad singers in metro.. 5 ppl jen!! IN BURNABY!! EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!

hi jen =) [says rosaline..]

anywayz.. i'm gonna.. like.. go to school now.. and.. ya.. i'll ttyl!! hehe


one more thing...

no balloon!

[~lazee_grrl~]

hahaha...NO BAALLOOOOON!

u preveeted lyn too huh? HI!!..=P~

my sick sick daughter/mother/penis owner..lalala..

i think i got bruised...heh..but my ding dong is passing around..no one's really doin it..they just say..JEN..DING DONG>..UR SICK!!..then they run away..but they don't actually ding dong me..they just say it..ahhh..the whole skool thinks i'm preveeted now...nooooooooooooooooooo!!...

heh..PEER PRESSURE??>>>FOR SURE...THE PLAN..it shall work ok?..IT WILL WORK..*flails* :284:

[c.tard]

man.. fnk is screwed right now and i'm really confuseded.. ahh!!!! and i burnt my finger burning a pen.. hah ai'm a tard..

anywayz ya.. D ING ODN GOT YOU TOO!! i got so many ppl at my school doing it too.. we're starting a new trend jen.. *dingdong*

anywayz ya.. i should go do homework cause i'm a dorkus an di've been playing cs for like 4 hours now.. hahahaha.. oh well.. i go now.. and.. come back later when fnk isn't so screwed!

[stringbeans]

wtf!! the doorbell game was MY idea ok! you guys stole it from me... :(

haha.. i like lyn's idea though.. "wanna play fireman?"

john
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[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..f+k sorta scares me now...its weird..but yeah..its good now..=)..good girly charly..do ur hwk..thats a good girl..one of us should do it..=P~

and john..no playing fireman by urself...god kills kittens ok? :304:

[c.tard]

haha ya no playing fireman..without me!!

haha johns got a climbing itch..e ww.. john has bugs.. haha =P

and too bad if doorbell was your idea.. it's being spread around by me and jen!! hahaha..

johnyour dirtay.. DIRTAY!!

jen.. let's have a sexay partay!

[~lazee_grrl~]

hahahah..ooooooooh..a sexay party...and john has bugs?..*grabs bug spray*..shall i spay him?..=P~..j/j..

but yeah..charly..wanna play DOOR KNOB?..weeeeeeee

and john..charly and me have claimed ur DING DONG!..

heh..silly children..!~! :Kam:

[c.tard]

hehe ya john.. dingdon gis now claimed by me and jen..

and me and lyn have our fireman!! HAHA!! jen can have it to.. cause she's cool like that.. =P

but guess what.. i HAVE FLESH EATING DISEASE!! *Cries* omg omg omg i'm gonna die!

anywayz.. i'mma go.. play some cs now.. hahaha IM A GEEK!! YAY ME!

okbye.

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..daugher dear..stop shooting people!!>.weeeeeeee...i like bang bang games..=)

john's ding dong?..wut de?..NO..u can have it..i don't want it..i am a ding dong..=)..

heh..i had the flesh eating disease and nearly died too charly..i'm bald..I"M BALD!!

and yeah..u HAVE a FIREMAN?..wooooooooh..*drools*..can i see..=P~ :107:

[c.tard]

well jen.. in case you weren't aware.. hahaha.. my fire man is YOU!! =P

dorkus.. i can play fireman with you daughter dearest!! hehe.. =P

haha johns slow.. slooooooow like.. a.. sloth..

hwah..

flesh eating disaese doesn't make you bald hun!! haha it just like.. kills you.. so ya i'm gonan die!! hehe

well.. now.. um.. my thumb hurts cause i burnt it melting pens so ya.. im' gonna stop typing..hehe

[~lazee_grrl~]

HAHAHAH...OH..i get it now..yes..lets play fireman!!

haha..and john's a sloth?..those long arm-ed and long leg-ged lazy things?..COOL

haha..u tyope with thumbs?

[c.tard]

slow much?

but ya.. john is a sloth..

da fuck? i do'nt type with my thumbs but i do use them for the spacebar you dorkus! don't you use your thumbs? hah..

[stringbeans]

Originally posted by c-TaRd

but ya.. john is a sloth..

im no sloth :(

john
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[~lazee_grrl~]

awww..its ok johnny john john..ur no sloth..u can be..a bean..=)

and charly..i don't use my thumb..hehe..i type funny..=P~

[c.tard]

john is a bean!! BEEEEANBOY!! =P

well.. i use my thumbs on the spacebars.. so i dunno how you type but ya..

fucking eh!!!! i just got a REALLY big cut on the top of my mouth.. from a chip.. and it really hurts.. =( damnit.. it's so big.. and it's like majour bleeding here.. *Cries* i'm gonand ie.. from that..a nd flesh eating disease!! WAAAH!!

[~lazee_grrl~]

ahhhhhhh..i always get cuts at the top of my mouth..especially from lollipops..damn sharp lollipops..and sharp chips...poor daughter..*pets head*..

hehe..today..i was talking to my friend..and i said..do u know where i can get condoms?..BIG condoms?..i'm a penis..i have a big head..i need big condoms..wanna see the penis?..wanna see how big it is?..wanna touch it?..and since she had a recent experience with sum guy asking her where to get big condoms while jacking off and trying to show her his bigness..she ding donged me and ran away..=P~...shalalalal~

[c.tard]

but it was crazy.. i've never had a cut that big.. it waslike.. crazy bleeding.. =( it hurteded..

HAHAHAHA JEN NEEDS A GIANT CONDOM!! i'm going to buy my penis a giant condom for her birthday!! MUAHAHAHAHAH and then i'll put it on you.. hahaha.. weeee


i'm going to eat some jellybeans.. [thanks john.. =] heh]

[~lazee_grrl~]

awww..he got u jelly beans!!..

blood sucks..tastes like metal..!!..
shalala..hwk day today...i'm glad there's no sun..NO SUN!!
never ever ever ok trevor..la dee dum!
OMG..i confronted aaron about u originating that and he denied..HE DENIED IT!..no deny..but he deny..he says he did....heh..wutever!

lalala..ttyl babe..*eats popcorn*..i'm gonna gain like 28 pounds this weekend..*cries and eats more popcorn*

[c.tard]

ya.. mm.. jellybeans..s o.. many.. and.. such.. good.. tastes!! HAHAHAHA.. mm.. [like..c hicken taste.. haha right john?=P]

i wish there was some sun today.. cause i like the sun.. hahahaha IM WEARING YELLOW PANTS JEN.. yellow pants.. this is cool.. ause.. i'm cool like that.. QUACK..

hahah HE DENIED IT THO?! PSSSH!! whatever.. i've been saying whatever trevor.. you think your clever? never.. for like china years man!! i may have not made it up.. but i've been saying it for soooo long.. and i keep saying it.. and then i noticed he started saying it.. PSH.. that's it.. he's not getting my dog.. haha

omg.. no.. 28 pounds.. hm.. then you can sign up for one of those things you see on the signs.. "lose 30lbs in 30days call 1-800-blow-me" or.. something like that!! hahahaha.. jen's gonna blow ppl.. and then ya..

okay i'm gonna go.. finish getting ready.. hehe weeeeee!!! *throws popcorn @ jen* TAKE THAT!!!!

*starts to immitate the girl singing heartbreaker* oh no.. i must stop.. or i'll steal her thunder.. and 5 ppl die.. every day.. in burnaby alone.. from falling off balconies and stealing ppls thunder.. 5 ppl jen.. every.. day!

okbye.

[Glendita*]

Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
haha..i luv u and ur..wanna play doorbell?..

so that is where u got it ... pls cheryl don't teach her anymore of this games ... she tends to get carried away w/ them

[~lazee_grrl~]

jeally beans aren't spose to taste like chicken..i dunno wut kinda beans ur eating!!

and u have lellow pants?..i have yellow pants too..their fuzzy..so comfy...weeeeeee...nope..i'm wearing sweats!

haha.he made fun of ur nikki again...he called hte dog a cat..=P~..u've been saying ti for china years?..i said it one summer..in 1999..=P~..cuz there was this kid called trevor who would never listen..so i was always liek..wutever trevor..then he got mad...teehee..=)

NO BLOW..there is no blowing..sumone can blow me..BLOW ME!!..weeeeee...i should go to the gym..damn gyms..u sign up for 5 years..and u waste lotsa moneys..but u never go..never ever...they're schemers i tell u...SCHEMERS!

haha...NO stealing thunder and NO falling over railing..peopel die charly..EVERYDAY..5 people DIE...noooooooooo...*starts mumbling the moulin rouge song that the big man mumbled*..no slurring words..=P~

wish i had seen ya tonite..damn hwk..DAMN IT TO HELL!!

[~lazee_grrl~]

Originally posted by ~* tinker *bell*~
so that is where u got it ... pls cheryl don't teach her anymore of this games ... she tends to get carried away w/ them

haha...shhhhhhhh..glenda...shhhhhhhh...
DING DONG...i never did get u..never...i shall next time..
weeeeeeee~ :288:

[c.tard]

haha jen you dorkus.. i didn't say my jellybeans tasted like chicken!! i said they have good taste.. and then the chicken taste part.. haha it's cause john.. he's going these noodles right? and they're not chicken flavoured.. or beef flavoured.. their chicken TASTE..and beef TASTE.. haha no flavour for him... =P

well aaron.. is a dorkus malorkus.. with no sporkus!! hehe..
i've been saying whatever trevor for like china years!!! yaaa.. i got it from my sister like way back when..

ya... i would blow you.. except i'd be giving my own penis a blowjob and ya.. i'm not really into that kinda thing so =P hehe..
and omg.. i don't know what gym you go to were you sign up for 5 years but uhh.. i think you need a new one! hehe..

haha ya..s lurred fobbish words make NOOO SENSE!! it's like *sings* jfsdjlkfjdlsfjthensjfkdlsjflkdsfhejfklsj elkslfuckljfkle;jsfjkl;fsjkljdlfkjsnenek lfudislajflkej!!! hehe right jen?
no stealing thunder for you!!!

NO BALLOON!

i know!! you sucketh... shoulda come!! aww.. it's too bad you didn't! oh well.. we only watched um.. Ghost World.. and that was like.. it.. haha.. not uch so ya.. BUT NEXT WEEKEND IS WETT!! YSAAAA!!!

hehe it's gonan be great..

and watch out glendita.. bendita.. we're gonna get you!! =P *DINGDONG*

[~lazee_grrl~]

mmmmmm...how was ghost world?..i was gonna rent that!..remember when we went back to christine's house after the sushi meet on granville and the copped out party in fucken richmond?..with cop dogs?..she made us watch anime?..i rented sumthign she has..deep blue?..yes..i'll watch it this week...and OMG>.i found this foreign movie that looks freaky and is like the shining and stuff...weeeeeeee..scary movie nite?>?..HUH??>.HUHUHUH???...

la dee dum..we shall double team ding dong glenda...weeeeee...and ass slap...no crying rape little girl!!

i can't wait for wett...damnit..wut am i gonna wear?
WUT ARE U ALL WEARING??