Regarding Grapes

[cubed]

Dave is now in Heathrow awaiting his next flight.

It seems that Steve Jobs has found yet another way to thwart the Grapes next travel plan.

Jobs has somehow used a mind control device to turn all the employees working at Heathrow against our beloved Grapes by not having his next flight listed on any of the call screens.

Hopefully our protagonist can overcome the attempts by the evil Apple Corporation and make his way to Bangkok.

One last note from our man Grapes....


"DAMN YOU JOBS!!!!!"

[cubed]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Rumours have it that Jobs next plan of attack is to have Grapes seduced by a devious LADYBOY during his brief stay in Bangkok.

This next plan of attack by Jobs could emotionally cripple our hero for the rest of his life.



GODSPEED GRAPES DAVE, GODSPEED.

[Cdn_Brdr]

OH NOES!?!?!?! A LADYBOY!!!!

[ebbomega]

One night in Bankok makes a hard man humble....

[Cdn_Brdr]

and Dave comes in with the obligatory Murray Head quote!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!!

[ebbomega]

That picture is enough to make any "hard" man humble.

Unless he's gay, I suppose....

Silliness,
Dave "Totally one to talk" Leckie

[.muffy.]

I kinda like the imagery of seeing Dave Grapes with a Thai lady boy

ps: Leckie while we're on the subject of lady boys ... *smirks*

[ebbomega]

"Why must I ruin everything beautiful?"
- Spanky Ham

[cubed]

............

[Grapes]

The flight wasn't on the call screen because it wasn't leaving for another 5-6 hours. Once it was within 2 hours, it was up there.

That's indicative of one of the REAL problems I've had, which is that after 9 hours to london, a 9 hour layover and a 12 hour trip to bangkok, I was in less than a quality state of mind.

The other problem being that THE PEOPLE HERE REALLY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

Possibly stranded forever,
Dave

[BongMan]

Awww poor Dave

[Grapes]

What I learned today:

Getting shat on by a bird in Bangkok = no fun

Getting sloshed with some British guy who's been there for months = lots of fun

:D

[Carrie]

yay dave!

don't sleep with the hookers though!

[soma]

^ make sure you bag it if you do ;)

[ebbomega]

^^ agreed. flying in bankok without a parachute is like praying to the demon penis-turn-green gods.

hope you meet someone cute, dave!

[Gusto]

i heard that thailand is the best place on earth to kill a hooker. don't let me down, buddy.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by gusto

i heard that thailand is the best place on earth to kill a hooker. don't let me down, buddy.

Just when I thought Gusto couldn't get any creepier.....

[Gusto]

bahaha, hey i'm trying.

[mojo]

Originally Posted by gusto

i heard that thailand is the best place on earth to kill a hooker.

13 to date.

and no one is suspicious!!!!!!

[Grapes]

I'm in Japan now people, and I'm not rich enough to be allowed to kill hookers. So knock it off.

[ffa]

/\ there we go.. Japan is more like it... when Ifirst read this thread I was like "WTF? I thought you were going to Japan... what's all this talk about Heathrow and Thailand...". But seriously, why did you fly around the world to get to Japan.. they are almost our neighbors on the West side here :-)

Let the good times begin! I hear Japanese man are even more fun to get sloshed with...

Eeebomega: if I see that picture one more time... :-)

-f.

[Grapes]

Memories...

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Mammaries...

Awwww yeah!

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Memories...

and that constant "BURNING" reminder.

:P

[tiedye]

I was wondering why Dave walks funny and always smells of salve.