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Old Nov 09, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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To Asian women everywhere

Yesterday i was having a REALLY shitty day at work. the super was shittin down my throat about getting my pdi's (painting deficianties) down in the suites i was touching up. 20 min later, he calls me on my phone and tell me to go up to a suite to repaint the baseboards another company was suppose to do. doing this causes me to not get the work i am suppose to be doing done, and gives him ammunition to yell @ me more. this vicous cycle happens 2 to 5 times a week for me.

so i find myself painting theses baseboards, pissed off as hell, when suddenly, i closed my eyes, and pictured the hottest asian girl my imagination could compile together, smiled, and opened my eyes. when this happened, i found myself calm, collected, and ready to continue with my work.

so on my lunch break, i wrote a poem. i will share it with all of you, as long as you don't laugh. and if ya must laugh, point while you are at it!:)

here we go.....

"An ode to asian women" by Andrew Brough

"O how i love thee, let me count the ways
your eyes, your hair, your smell,your touch, even your taste
are one of the many things i find irresistable bout your race
your paiance, your disapline, your strength, and your grace.
The way you value, cherish, and honour your families
the way you shrug a problem off and smile happily.
The way you care for men, waiting on hand and foot
while remaining headstrong, always able ready to put
anyone in their place that show you disrespect
there's alot more that i could go on and reflect,
but i will tell you all why i fell this way;
the thought of one of you can pick me up on the worst of days.
All i do is close my eyes, and think of one of you
and all my pain and fustration disapper like a popped baloon.
So i end this poem on this note, before i go too far,
I love all of you, never change who you are!"
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Old Nov 09, 05
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That's a wonderful poem Andrew. I'm glad we have that affect on you.

ps. I think you should post that on AA. You'd have a flock of asian women swooning.

Last edited by lola_phyne; Nov 09, 05 at 05:19 PM.
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Old Nov 09, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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thanks u 2, what is aa?
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Old Nov 09, 05
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zarlon will become famous soon enoughzarlon will become famous soon enough
www.asianavenue.com

oh no andrew..
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Old Nov 09, 05
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nothing beats the asian sensation

represent!
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Old Nov 10, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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^^this kid knows what's up!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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www.asianavenue.com

oh no andrew..
oh shit.........

I GOTTA PEEP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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painting sucks!
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Old Nov 10, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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ur tellin me!!!!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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haha asian avenue i think i may have an account on there somewhere too lol

p.s: nice poem
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Old Nov 10, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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ima get my account right now.....
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Old Nov 10, 05
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Ask anyone who knows me even a little bit. I have the worst case of yellow fever... even worse than Kraig. HAHA :P
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Old Nov 10, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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^

dude, ask ANYONE on this board and they will tell you the same about me.

asian women wut!!!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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Skitzo_Style knows exactly what's up.

I'm heading to japan this spring, can't fucking wait. I think i'm gunna piss myself when I arrive.
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Old Nov 10, 05
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FUCKER!!!!

i wanna go to japan, and get me a group of hot ass japanese girls to follow me around everywhere like gwen stefani!

that is my ultimate goal in life!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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ima get my account right now.....
asian avenue is going to be like a candy store for you andrew.
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Old Nov 10, 05
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haha, that is so cute!
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Old Nov 10, 05
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FUCKER!!!!

i wanna go to japan, and get me a group of hot ass japanese girls to follow me around everywhere like gwen stefani!

that is my ultimate goal in life!
Haha, nah man. I don't even give a shit about that. I just want to go and experience the culture like crazy. I have always been infatuated japanese language, food, hobbies, beliefs, traditions, and people.

Sure the girls are cute, but I already have a shit load of friends there. So it's gunna be fucking awesome to see them. DAMMIT! GET HERE NOW SPRING!
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Old Nov 11, 05
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Haha, nah man. I don't even give a shit about that. I just want to go and experience the culture like crazy. I have always been infatuated japanese language, food, hobbies, beliefs, traditions, and people.

Sure the girls are cute, but I already have a shit load of friends there. So it's gunna be fucking awesome to see them. DAMMIT! GET HERE NOW SPRING!
i'm overwhelmbed by japanese culture, but still, i would reather have a a gorup of japanese girls follow me around all the time than that.

although japan itself would be really dope to go see.....
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Old Nov 11, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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Originally Posted by lola_phyne
asian avenue is going to be like a candy store for you andrew.
i went on, and you have to get some bullshit $20/month membership to see all the women on there. the closeset one they would let me veiw was some cambodian girl from etobicoke (15 miles east of mississauga), and she was like 15.

all the girls my age and within my area require some bullshit monthy fee!

fuck that!
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Old Nov 11, 05
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keep passing the yellow fever to other wonderful caucasion men =)
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Old Nov 11, 05
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we don't pass it, its women like you who make it possible:)
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Old Nov 11, 05
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you dont understand how difficult it is sometimes.. some caucasion guys are very "unsure" about dating asian girls, because of the cultural differences. sometimes it is really really really difficult to spot out the ones with the yellow fever. but when i find a guy i like a lot + has yellow fever or looks past me for my race, then its all cloud 9 =)
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Old Nov 11, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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well, i've found most guys who have yellow fever are really sure of themselves of what they want in a girl. see, i can date other races of women and find unique qualities in all of them, but i've found that most asian women fall into the same categorie when it comes to personality traits that i like. not to mention their breath-taking beauty that no other race on this planet can duplicate (no offence to other women).

most guys (in vancouver at least, i'm not too sure about Ontairo) i know will give an asian girl a chance, as long as you give use the same treatment.
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Old Nov 11, 05
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style
i went on, and you have to get some bullshit $20/month membership to see all the women on there. the closeset one they would let me veiw was some cambodian girl from etobicoke (15 miles east of mississauga), and she was like 15.

all the girls my age and within my area require some bullshit monthy fee!

fuck that!
i just found out that is not true. i was just in the wrong section.

holy crap, i love this website!!!!
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