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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile. You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. Grinch. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce. Last edited by Cdn_Brdr; Nov 24, 05 at 09:44 AM. |
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there is a reason that the holiday hotspot is by itself, so that i can be as merry as i want to be thank you very much
today is american thanksgiving, so i figured i would start them around this day, give some people some time to answer them. if you've been on this board for at least 5 years, you think you'd be used to this by now and expect it. i do this every fucking year. |
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aww, i was so looking forward to giving you karma for your avator, but apparently i have to spread it around before giving it to you again :(. damn. next time, i promise :D |
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i am looking forward to it....my ex is gone my mom isnt talking to me so i dont have to deal with my insane selfish family and im pretty much going to get drunk, have a dinner with my close friends and watch muppets christmas!!! sit on my ass for like 4 days that i have off and snuggle under a big blanky and fluffy pillow.....now thats christmas:p
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^^ You're kinda lucky there hun. I love my family to pieces, but sometimes I wish I didn't have to do the whole Xmas thing with them. Dinner and presents at grandma's can be quite the rigamaroll. There's some favoritism and it shows up quite a bit at Xmas.
Next year I am hoping to go visit my dad's side of the family back east, I've never spent Xmas with them before and I think it's be a nice change. :) |
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you guys think that's bad? out here they started the christmas shit like on november 1st. commercials, christams songs in malls, bus stations, people saying "happy holidays". im like what the fuck, halloween was yesterday, you stupid fucks!
then again, there is almost a foot of snow on the ground right now, and it is -6 degrees outside, so i can kinda understand why people start the holiday season early in toronto. |