Myra Sauce Pants

#1 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 05

Did you read Dooce today?

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

miss.myra · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 05

hahahaha she's been AWESOME with her entries lately hey?

...ps, do you think that is really true about martha stewart?

#3 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 05

She has been awesome, although this poop entry was the beat all. I read it at work, and tears were streaming down my face.

"YOUNG MAN, WE DO NOT EAT OTHER PEOPLES POOP IN THIS HOUSE!!!!"

ps - so totally true about Martha, but I am willing to bet, Martha didn't wash her hands first.

miss.myra · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 05

that's so strange! i know someone that will NEVER ever eat with metal cutlery because she hates the sensation on her teeth, like she even goes to fancy restaurants and brings her own plastic cultery!

ps- i really liked the 'ate nine ten!' bit haha

#5 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 05

I could see that, sometimes I don't like forks. But still, unless a medical obsession prevented her from doing it, I couldn't see Martha being uncivilized. SHE IS THE CREATOR OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND ORGANIZED!

ps - the slew of picked apart hate mail has been refreshing, it has been a while since I have seen that. Cause you know, we are all bigots when we are 10!